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re: Annual “It’s hotter than a ____” thread

Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71043 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

i never understood why a witches titty would be hot.



supposed to be cold. someone got their temps mixed up
Posted by bootycricket1
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2011
1292 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:35 pm to
Hotter than 4 freshly fricked foxes in a fierce forest fire.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164194 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:36 pm to
The majority of mine did too except this skinny old bastard

Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10471 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

The majority of mine did too except this skinny old bastard

There is absolutely no need for that type of ageism here sir.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57941 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

i never understood why a witches titty would be hot.


supposed to be cold.
i never understood why a witched titty would be cold.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71043 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:39 pm to
everything about witches is cold.

Back in Salem during the 1600’s, Witch’s were portrayed as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. So the phrase “…colder than a witch’s tit…” was used during very cold weather because of the reference to their cold blood and skin.
This post was edited on 6/15/22 at 1:41 pm
Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3821 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by ATH216
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2010
840 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:48 pm to
It’s hotter than a one legged Obama in an arse kicking contest
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:49 pm to
Hotter than a fresh fricked fox in a forest fire.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129915 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:49 pm to
Hotter than a 4 stroke with a busted water pump
Posted by financetiger
Member since Feb 2008
1798 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:50 pm to
Hotter than a crack pipe on pay day.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129915 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57941 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:51 pm to
quote:


Back in Salem during the 1600’s, Witch’s were portrayed as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. So the phrase “…colder than a witch’s tit…” was used during very cold weather because of the reference to their cold blood and skin.
are they not warm blooded mammals?
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5422 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:52 pm to
1990s Shania Twain
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
4704 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:58 pm to
Hotter than a three balled cat.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6799 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

i never understood why a witched titty would be cold.


It had something to do with the brass bra
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
4307 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 2:00 pm to
It be hotter than-a-mug

Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2304 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129915 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 2:02 pm to
Hotter than a habanero enema
This post was edited on 6/15/22 at 2:03 pm
Posted by tpc63086
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2016
71 posts
Posted on 6/15/22 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Hotter than a fire ant on a fever blister


This has got to be a Lyn Rollins quote.
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