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re: Annoying things you found out about your wife/gf when you moved in together
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:25 pm to 225Tyga
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:25 pm to 225Tyga
Clutter everywhere then bitches about how messy the house is.
Asks where is/ have you seen my:
Phone
The remote
My book
Every day sometimes multiple times.
Asks where is/ have you seen my:
Phone
The remote
My book
Every day sometimes multiple times.
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Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:27 pm to lsunurse
quote:
If you used toilet paper every time you peed(like women do) you would use more as well.
Well, to be fair, it's not necessary to speed wrap the roll around your hand like an oven mitt to wipe away a few drops of urine on the labia. Only to clog the toilet on the flush....for a piss wipe.
Just being real here.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:28 pm to Capital Cajun
The secret to harmonious cohabitation with the fairer sex is to ignore everything she says to you at all times.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:30 pm to Festus
I will agree....that is overkill and ridiculous.
What would that woman do if she ever went camping?
What would that woman do if she ever went camping?
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:30 pm to lsunurse
quote:
If you used toilet paper every time you peed(like women do) you would use more as well.
Air dry. It's more organic
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:30 pm to 225Tyga
She would brush her teeth like a rabid St Bernard and let the white drool run down to her elbow and some would get on the cabinets.
So glad when them divorce papers were finalized. I cleaned the whole house (and used a warm tag to wipe the cabinets of toothpaste) amd it stays clean so much longer.
Married 13 years
Dated 2 before that
We didn't shack up prior or I would have at least known of this habit.
So glad when them divorce papers were finalized. I cleaned the whole house (and used a warm tag to wipe the cabinets of toothpaste) amd it stays clean so much longer.
Married 13 years
Dated 2 before that
We didn't shack up prior or I would have at least known of this habit.
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:31 pm to lsunurse
Poison ivy or oak would be my choice for her....
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:31 pm to whoisnickdoobs
quote:
Also doesn't squeeze the toothpaste from back to front.
Came here to say this. It has damn near caused divorce. She just grabs the toothpaste and squeezes the middle like a fricking barbarian.
We now each have our own tube of toothpaste.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:31 pm to Capital Cajun
After living with a woman for ten years I finally realized why gay guys always seem so happy.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:33 pm to JetFuelTyga
We have our own bathrooms. And are responsible for cleaning our own bathrooms.
I think that is part of the secret to a happier marriage.....your own bathroom.
I think that is part of the secret to a happier marriage.....your own bathroom.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:34 pm to dbeck
quote:
After living with a woman for ten years I finally realized why gay guys always seem so happy.
Exactly....most women won't take it up the butt.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:44 pm to LesMiles BFF
Can't complain a whole lot here, bc I'm much more difficult to live with, but my wife (no pics) has this affinity for putting random shite in the attic and it's such a fricking pain when it comes to moving. If we don't use it now, what makes you think we will a actually go get it out of the attic and use later?
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:46 pm to dbeck
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My ex-wife wiped boogers on the side of my couch just under the arm rest where I couldn't see.
quote:
dbeck
quote:
Arkansas Fan
Checks out.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:46 pm to lsunurse
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I think that is part of the secret to a happier marriage.....your own bathroom
Certainly eliminates a few arguments.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:49 pm to Scanlon Shorthalt
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Checks out.
She was from whatever state you're from.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:50 pm to 225Tyga
Wears sweat pants and a sweat shirt to bed, then complains its too hot and cranks down the AC driving up the bill.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:51 pm to 225Tyga
Apparently she never learned how to flip a light switch to off when she walks out of a room/closet.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:52 pm to lsunurse
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We have our own bathrooms.
This will be a requisite if I ever find anyone fool enough to marry me. I'm 36 years old, I'm not sharing a bathroom with anyone ever again. That's my space, you don't like it, kick bricks.
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:53 pm to 225Tyga
Mine walks in the bathroom and says it stinks - EVERY TIME I take a shite.
I'm like - what do you expect
I'm like - what do you expect
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:54 pm to 225Tyga
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 2:44 pm
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