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re: Amy Schumer Says She and Husband 'Have Sex Every 7 to 10 Days' Since Welcoming Son Gene
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:09 am to FLObserver
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:09 am to FLObserver
As of 2021, Amy Schumer's net worth is $25 million.
i might hit it.
i might hit it.
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Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:12 am to stout
He has my deepest sympathies. No man should have to endure having to do that with such frequency.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:15 am to stout
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According to Schumer, the face her husband had made was "kind of like he ate something bad."
"He's like, 'How about tomorrow?' And I was like, 'Great. Thank you. I feel really good,' " she quipped.
Makes sense.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:17 am to stout
No thanks. I can't imagine guys, even drunk as frick ones, would want to have sex with a pale skinned beach whale.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:17 am to HempHead
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Her poor husband.
Poor nothin', he signed up for that mess
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:18 am to stout
He has asspbergers and must be blind who wants that fat cow
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:41 am to kciDAtaE
I pictured her as someone who wouldn't identify their child as anything other than fluid, so I'm pleased to see that isn't true.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:51 am to stout
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' And he makes this face ... like he kind of pictured it and winced."
Sounds about right
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:53 am to MorbidTheClown
Honestly I’ve done worse. I actually think she is kinda cute. Funny, for a chick. And very rich. I’m in.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:53 am to stout
Well, there goes my lunch
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:53 am to stout
you know that is some rude gash
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:54 am to stout
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I go, 'Do you want to have sex?' And he makes this face ... like he kind of pictured it and winced."
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:55 am to StringedInstruments
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And that 7-10 days becomes weeks then months. Until it’s simply not part of their lives anymore. And they accept it. And get fat and bitch about their jobs. And quit putting effort into their lives. And call their kids “rugrats” and “hellions” but “only just kidding I love em.” And then they begin to atrophy and grow bitter. Then they die a thousand deaths with all of the regrets they carry with them to their grave.
Geez this made me feel depressed AF
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:57 am to Upperdecker
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And not a single person will ask for pics in this thread
there are plenty of nudies of her on the web. no need to ask
Posted on 4/30/21 at 11:59 am to stout
Why should I give a shite about this?
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:01 pm to stout
She has a dildo named "husband?"
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:01 pm to Upperdecker
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Do you want to have sex?
My wife says that all the time.
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:03 pm to stout
Is she trying to say that's a lot of sex?
Posted on 4/30/21 at 12:12 pm to Boudreaux35
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Apparently her husband gets extremely drunk every 7 to 10 days. Only explanation.
Bills come due or he needs to buy something...
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