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Amber Herd doesn't have anything on this shopper!

Posted on 5/17/22 at 3:47 pm
Posted by Tacktheritrix
Wonderland
Member since Jun 2013
1159 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 3:47 pm
She apparently defecated in the middle of the isle. Enough so that they say it ruined EIGHT wigs. She sprayed enough buttbutter to cover 8 different wigs while standing up. Impressive. I hope Amber took notes. She only ruined one set of sheets.

quote:

Police said the incident was captured on video surveillance, but “for the good of all of you, we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault.”


Fox 8 News

This post was edited on 5/17/22 at 3:52 pm
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17993 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 3:56 pm to
Shitting in bed and shitting on a beauty supply store’s already disgusting floor…….. apples and oranges.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 3:58 pm to
I don't care who you are, if you shite in public, not in a bathroom, on purpose you are a pitiful human being and deserve bad things to happen to you. I don't mean they should die or anything, but that's just not normal behavior.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
4884 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

for the good of all of you, we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault


Posted by Tacktheritrix
Wonderland
Member since Jun 2013
1159 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

deserve bad things to happen to you.


Kinda like having your picture on a news article titled

"Woman defecated in beauty supply store, ruining 8 wigs, police say"


I can't imagine her friends and family won't see this. You are forever dubbed as the Department Store Dumper
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24516 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:01 pm to
Imagine being employed there, turning the corner, and you see her spraying shite like a fire hydrant all over the isle
This post was edited on 5/17/22 at 4:03 pm
Posted by Tacktheritrix
Wonderland
Member since Jun 2013
1159 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:02 pm to
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store’s already disgusting floor


I don't think they keep the wigs on the floor.

This seems like it was more of a bend over and projectile it over the merchandise.....which isn't usually located on the floor.
This post was edited on 5/17/22 at 4:03 pm
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118782 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:03 pm to
Lessoned learned. Don't eat Popeyes before wig shopping.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17993 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:04 pm to
I worked on commercial construction projects in the past. I can tell you that as hard as Mexicans work, they are too fricking lazy to come down from higher floors to piss and even sometimes to shite. They would just piss in water bottles and stick them somewhere. I have also run into human shite in a cardboard box before stuck above a ceiling tile on a higher floor. Lazy arse disgusting frickers. I’m glad I don’t do construction anymore.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Imagine being employed there, turning the corner, and you see her spraying shite like a fire hydrant all over the isle


I'd lock the store up and do something to force her to clean it up.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36065 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:05 pm to
That's not my fetish
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118782 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

I'd lock the store up and do something to force her to clean it up.




No you wouldn't.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:07 pm to
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No you wouldn't.




Seriously. I really would. frick her.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175895 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:09 pm to
says the guy that shits in a bag
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20035 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:12 pm to
Ma’am! This is not a Wendy’s!
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2858 posts
Posted on 5/17/22 at 4:35 pm to
What a Shithead
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