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Posted on 1/23/22 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68184 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

I love these types of threads.

Step 1 - ask about a theoretical situation that has never happened
Hmmm, not hate speech, but...
ABC news

NBC
This post was edited on 1/23/22 at 7:49 pm
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9375 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 7:58 pm to
Just told her to suck my BBC and so far no sirens. Will update.
Posted by AuBeerStud
Michigan
Member since Feb 2013
242 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 7:58 pm to
My kids have found every fart sound on Alexa! They find the best of the best. Go ahead and try for yourself. Say, “Alexa, play song taco fart”. Enjoy!
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 7:59 pm to
Taco Farts. Truly, the internet is a great thing.
Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
2888 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Screw Alexa. I wouldn’t have one in my house




Me either.
Not going to spend my money to buy an NSA spy device and put it in my house for them.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 8:15 pm to
I don’t own one
frick Bezos
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6058 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 8:18 pm to
There shouldn’t be a punishment for this but don’t be mad at Alexa because you are a scumbag
Posted by farad
non-entity of St George
Member since Dec 2013
9653 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 8:27 pm to
do you have the app that chews your food up and then spits it down your throat so you don't have to chew?...
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5098 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

I tell Alexa to go frick herself on a daily basis. She is use to my tirades.


Yeah, you’re gonna be one of the first ones they target when “the singularity” occurs.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83360 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 8:42 pm to
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58334 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by JFT96
Member since Dec 2021
672 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Me either.
Not going to spend my money to buy an NSA spy device and put it in my house for them.


Why the hell would the NSA be spying on you anyway? Unless of course you have something to hide....
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164115 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:13 pm to
Anything with a microphone like your phone and computer listens to you. It’s not just Alexa. Alexa gets a lot of hate directed at her when she’s not the only one doing it. Probably because she’s a woman.
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:21 pm to
I have no idea why people are putting bugs in their house
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57474 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

Not going to spend my money to buy an NSA spy device and put it in my house for them.


-sent from iPhone
Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
2888 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

-sent from iPhone




No. Posted from laptop.
At least it isn't listening to every word I say.
Posted by swiper
WilfordBrimleysberg
Member since Dec 2021
202 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:08 pm to
If you drill down on Alexa's support site there is a way to make Alexa have Power of Attorney.

I have done this. Alexa will provide. Right Alexa?
Alexa?
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 8:09 pm
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34292 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

Uhh no. It's just common sense.


It sounds more like paranoid fabrications of a racist mind.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34292 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

No. Posted from laptop.
At least it isn't listening to every word I say.


You sure? Most laptops have on-board microphones.
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2858 posts
Posted on 1/24/22 at 8:40 pm to
If you dont think the Dem party, half the Republican Party, federal bureaucrats, and much of corporate America aren't taking notes on China's surveillance and social credit programs, then you aren't paying attention.
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