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re: Alright gents, let’s put our heads together to reduce urinal splashback

Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

I think we gotta start pissing into vacuums. Thoughts?


I thought you sat down while you peed George?
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13875 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:22 pm to
Piss at an angle, or just piss on the floor like a coworker of mine does.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66422 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:24 pm to
Only if deucing.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65625 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:26 pm to
I put my foot in the toilet and piss down my leg.

ZERO splatter.

You people really have to work on your outside of the box thinking.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:26 pm to
Put ice in the urinal to improve aim. Its fun as hell to melt a hole in ice with your piss.

Paying guys to constantly replenish the urinal ice in bars can replace the gas station pumper jobs that Oregon just loss, abd create new jobs everywhere else
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27898 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

let’s put our heads together

1) I have no intention of touching my head to yours ever. Let alone when I am peeing

2) How in the frick is putting two dick heads together while peeing, going to reduce splashback? Physics, baw?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66422 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:35 pm to
You counter their stream with your own. Do you even physics?
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48324 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:36 pm to
But some people LIKE urinal splashback.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30559 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:48 pm to
Make urinal cakes in the shape of half a sphere, and have them placed with the flat side down. When you piss onto a convex surface of the sphere, it will redirect to the sides instead of splashing back. Simple, cost effective solution
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13333 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:50 pm to
Ice in the urinal seems to help.
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27898 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

You counter their stream with your own. Do you even physics?

Do you even original Ghostbusters?

Never, ever cross the streams. Ever
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:02 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/8/18 at 7:03 pm
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:05 pm to
I can't believe taking a leak has become so complicated.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:11 pm to
Doesn't everyone remove the protective rubber cover from the bottom and then squat and place their entire penis into the hole at the bottom to pee?
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13722 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

I think we gotta start pissing into vacuums


My first thought after reading the thread title
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4718 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:44 pm to
I just piss in your mom/wife/girlfriend ...

Am I doing this right?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66422 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:45 pm to
Kind of?
Posted by Cool Hand Luke
Member since Oct 2008
1804 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:46 pm to
All urinals should be shaped like a funnel. Would help quite a bit.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30387 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:54 pm to
When I was a kid, I was really afraid of falling into one of the urinals in the Tiger Stadium rest rooms. Do they still have those tiled gutters?
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3967 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 8:02 pm to
Piss directly into the drain...on the floor.
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