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re: Alright gents, let’s put our heads together to reduce urinal splashback

Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:21 pm to
I've thought about starting this thread multiple times . One of the offices I work at has brand new, very nice bathrooms. But the big problem is the floor really shows the splash back. I'm sure it's the same everywhere, but when you see it as much as you do on this floor, it's disgusting. The best I've seen is the urinal cake holder type things that have little rubber things that reduce the splashing.

Nothing worse than wearing flip flops at a urinal.

Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
10186 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:21 pm to
I get as close as I can without touching and aim at an angle as equal as possible to that of the urinal's surface. It seems straight forward, but there is actual science behind it... it's called the "Plateau-Rayleigh instability."
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In analyzing their results, the researchers found that sitting on a toilet, as most men well know, results in the least amount of splash-back (the contact point is much closer). They also discovered something likely few men have considered—that urine follows what is known as the Plateau-Rayleigh instability—where a pee stream breaks up into drops before striking something else. That's the worst thing that can happen, the team reports, because each drop creates splash-back. To avoid that, men should stand as close to the urinal as possible they advise. Also helpful is directing the stream to hit the back of the urinal at a downward angle. That creates less splash-back and the drops that do bounce, head downwards into the urinal drain. Conversely, to prevent messing one's trousers (or angering neighbors) they suggest men not spray directly into the urinal or into the pool that forms at the bottom of the urinal, both cause a lot of splash-back.

University physicists study urine splash-back and offer best tactics for men (w/ Video)

There's definitely a compromise here between closeness and angle. The closer you are, the closer to an equal angle you can get to the surface of the urinal.

Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36976 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:22 pm to
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46649 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:26 pm to
Those things are magic at work
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:28 pm to
I like the urinal walls like this.



That way I can pee to the side a bit and splash the guy next to me if he's standing too close.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
10186 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:32 pm to
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Aim for the bottom

Worst thing you can do based on the Rayleigh-Plateau Instability
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28698 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:32 pm to
Piss into the curve.

All about force transfer and surface tension
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
60780 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:33 pm to
They need a target. Aim small miss small.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
10186 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

Piss into the curve. All about force transfer and surface tension

Partially. The other part is getting close to the urinal. The further away you are, the piss stream breaks up into multiple drops each individually causing splashback
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1618 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:39 pm to
yall are still dealing with splashback? pee onto the inside wall of the urinal. problem solved. youre welcome
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:40 pm to
You could stand on top of the urinal, that way you're so far from the piss hitting the urinal, it can't get on you.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:40 pm to
Hit the side to where your piss hits the surface at the smallest angle possible.

Problem solved.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18193 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:41 pm to
I flop my dong over the partition and pee in the urinal next to mine.

Problem solved.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37465 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:42 pm to
Stop standing so close to the urinal in order to hide your small penis. Stand farther back baw. Problem solved
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2966 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:45 pm to
Some urinals are better than others. A baw that works for Kohler told me they have identified every “splash point” on their urinals. “Splash points” being places that will deflect wiz out of the urinal. I can’t remember the exact number but it was double digits. He claimed it was about half of their closest competitor. This was about 4 years ago so Zurn or somebody else may have caught up in the piss race.

If y’all can design a urinal that doesn’t have splash points I reckon Kohler would want to talk to you.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
12374 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:48 pm to
And quit shaking your nasty arse hands covered in water all over me after you rinse them in the sink.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84290 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:01 pm to
It's why I never use urinals. Only stalls. And, yes, I'll even go in the handicapped stall. shite, it's usually my first choice. Love the space.
This post was edited on 1/8/18 at 7:33 pm
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
17904 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:03 pm to
Just have your butler fill the urinal with ice. Real classy and no splashing.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17324 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:06 pm to
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Thoughts?


Stand 10+ feet away and pretend you are '88 Morten Andersen trying to dial one in from 50.
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