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re: Alright gents, let’s put our heads together to reduce urinal splashback
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:21 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:21 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I've thought about starting this thread multiple times
. One of the offices I work at has brand new, very nice bathrooms. But the big problem is the floor really shows the splash back. I'm sure it's the same everywhere, but when you see it as much as you do on this floor, it's disgusting. The best I've seen is the urinal cake holder type things that have little rubber things that reduce the splashing.
Nothing worse than wearing flip flops at a urinal.


Nothing worse than wearing flip flops at a urinal.

Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:21 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I get as close as I can without touching and aim at an angle as equal as possible to that of the urinal's surface. It seems straight forward, but there is actual science behind it... it's called the "Plateau-Rayleigh instability."
University physicists study urine splash-back and offer best tactics for men (w/ Video)
There's definitely a compromise here between closeness and angle. The closer you are, the closer to an equal angle you can get to the surface of the urinal.
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In analyzing their results, the researchers found that sitting on a toilet, as most men well know, results in the least amount of splash-back (the contact point is much closer). They also discovered something likely few men have considered—that urine follows what is known as the Plateau-Rayleigh instability—where a pee stream breaks up into drops before striking something else. That's the worst thing that can happen, the team reports, because each drop creates splash-back. To avoid that, men should stand as close to the urinal as possible they advise. Also helpful is directing the stream to hit the back of the urinal at a downward angle. That creates less splash-back and the drops that do bounce, head downwards into the urinal drain. Conversely, to prevent messing one's trousers (or angering neighbors) they suggest men not spray directly into the urinal or into the pool that forms at the bottom of the urinal, both cause a lot of splash-back.
University physicists study urine splash-back and offer best tactics for men (w/ Video)
There's definitely a compromise here between closeness and angle. The closer you are, the closer to an equal angle you can get to the surface of the urinal.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:28 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I like the urinal walls like this.
That way I can pee to the side a bit and splash the guy next to me if he's standing too close.

That way I can pee to the side a bit and splash the guy next to me if he's standing too close.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:32 pm to fightin tigers
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Aim for the bottom
Worst thing you can do based on the Rayleigh-Plateau Instability
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:32 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Piss into the curve.
All about force transfer and surface tension
All about force transfer and surface tension

Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:33 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
They need a target. Aim small miss small.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:34 pm to X123F45
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Piss into the curve. All about force transfer and surface tension
Partially. The other part is getting close to the urinal. The further away you are, the piss stream breaks up into multiple drops each individually causing splashback
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:39 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
yall are still dealing with splashback? pee onto the inside wall of the urinal. problem solved. youre welcome
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:40 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
You could stand on top of the urinal, that way you're so far from the piss hitting the urinal, it can't get on you.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:40 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Hit the side to where your piss hits the surface at the smallest angle possible.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:41 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
I flop my dong over the partition and pee in the urinal next to mine.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:42 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Stop standing so close to the urinal in order to hide your small penis. Stand farther back baw. Problem solved
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:45 pm to meeple
Some urinals are better than others. A baw that works for Kohler told me they have identified every “splash point” on their urinals. “Splash points” being places that will deflect wiz out of the urinal. I can’t remember the exact number but it was double digits. He claimed it was about half of their closest competitor. This was about 4 years ago so Zurn or somebody else may have caught up in the piss race.
If y’all can design a urinal that doesn’t have splash points I reckon Kohler would want to talk to you.
If y’all can design a urinal that doesn’t have splash points I reckon Kohler would want to talk to you.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 5:48 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
And quit shaking your nasty arse hands covered in water all over me after you rinse them in the sink.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:01 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
It's why I never use urinals. Only stalls. And, yes, I'll even go in the handicapped stall. shite, it's usually my first choice. Love the space.
This post was edited on 1/8/18 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:03 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
Just have your butler fill the urinal with ice. Real classy and no splashing.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:06 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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Thoughts?
Stand 10+ feet away and pretend you are '88 Morten Andersen trying to dial one in from 50.
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