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Almost got my butt kicked last night
Posted on 9/5/15 at 7:55 am
Posted on 9/5/15 at 7:55 am
I deserved it.
Long story short, had a few beers at this bar.
Had to go piss, started swaying to music being played and I managed to piss on dudes foot in urinal next to mine.
Problem is dude was wearing sandles. Kid was not happy.
I was a little buzzed, so after I tried apologizing and dude wasn't having it I started laughing which only made matters worse.
Luckily a friend of mine was in there as well and he defused the situation.
I know, I'm an a-hole.
Long story short, had a few beers at this bar.
Had to go piss, started swaying to music being played and I managed to piss on dudes foot in urinal next to mine.
Problem is dude was wearing sandles. Kid was not happy.
I was a little buzzed, so after I tried apologizing and dude wasn't having it I started laughing which only made matters worse.
Luckily a friend of mine was in there as well and he defused the situation.
I know, I'm an a-hole.
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 7:59 am to Makinbacon
Don't lie. You lost track of where you were pissing because you were staring at his dick.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 7:59 am to Makinbacon
Too bad. Better luck next time
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:01 am to Makinbacon
You sound useful to society.
Have a nice weekend.
Have a nice weekend.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:01 am to 82fumanchu
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:03 am to Makinbacon
if you tried to apologize and he still wanted to fight, then he deserved to get his arse kicked
besides, he can't be that tough wearing open toe sandals
besides, he can't be that tough wearing open toe sandals
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:05 am to Makinbacon
He could have taken his socks off.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:06 am to aVatiger
People that wear open toe shoes to bars blow my mind. How stupid can you be?
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:14 am to Makinbacon
He deserved it for wearing sandles at a bar and urinal.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:19 am to hg
quote:
He deserved it for wearing sandles at a bar and urinal.
I agree, but who the frick sways to music in the bathroom with dick in hand?
I call this one a push.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:22 am to Makinbacon
Which song were you swaying to?
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:29 am to Makinbacon
Should have told him it was raining
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:30 am to Makinbacon
Pics?
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:48 am to 82fumanchu
quote:
I agree, but who the frick sways to music in the bathroom with dick in hand?
I call this one a push
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:01 am to Makinbacon
Who cares
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:14 am to Makinbacon
So your friend kept your pussy arse from getting whipped? Csb
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:15 am to tigerpimpbot
Basically.
Thanks for your concern tough guy.
Thanks for your concern tough guy.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:16 am to Makinbacon
quote:
I know, I'm an a-hole.
I'm glad that's finally gotten through to you.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:19 am to 82fumanchu
quote:
by 82fumanchu Don't lie. You lost track of where you were pissing because you were staring at his dick.
Meh, Even if I wanted to look at the dudes junk I couldn't be there were these partions between pissers.
All I could see was hairy toes and and some brownish flip flops.
I can still the kids pissed off fave
Wearing Lisa lobe eye glasses.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:20 am to Makinbacon
Weak alter
No person old enough to reference Lisa Loeb does not refer to another adult as "kid"
No person old enough to reference Lisa Loeb does not refer to another adult as "kid"
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