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re: Almost got my butt kicked last night

Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:45 pm to
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:45 pm to
I like this story I don't get why so many downvotes
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 5:55 pm to
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I'd have fished that huge Sweet Tart out of the bottom of the urinal and made the person who pissed on my shoe eat it to completion.


I agree but I would make them fish it out themselves. I would probably be more pissed if someone pissed on my shoes than my foot because I can easily wash off my foot but I would need to ditch the shoes for good. Either way an arse whupping would be handed out if he had an issue with me pissing all over him and all of his clothes.
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
2791 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 6:08 pm to
Me neither.
Posted by cascadia
Georgia
Member since Jan 2014
2660 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 6:12 pm to
Wouldn't expect a soccer nut to understand that longer barrels are more accurate and how that is common knowledge.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 6:13 pm to
So you were holding hands with your date.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 6:27 pm to
No matter what, you always get piss on your feet when you're wearing sandals. Yours or anothers. Always have splashback!
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 9/5/15 at 8:14 pm to
If you did that to me the police would have had to get me off of your arse.

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This post was edited on 9/5/15 at 8:16 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76218 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:22 am to
quote:

Wouldn't expect a soccer nut to understand that longer barrels are more accurate and how that is common knowledge.

Whoa, you really put me in my place.

You are the one who knows about having a smallish unit. I defer to your experience.

Herp-de-derp.
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