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re: All show and no go... many 80s muscle cars were weak sauce

Posted on 6/8/25 at 2:39 pm to
Posted by JustDooIt
Steeelwood
Member since Jun 2006
890 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 2:39 pm to
Know why? because unleaded gas came out.. Engines had to change compression ratio from 10.5/11.0 down to 8. see 69 Camaro vs 71....
Posted by TripleCrown
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2022
42 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 2:43 pm to
Funny how in ‘69 the Chevy Nova was bottom of the barrel and now it’s being sold as an antique muscle car. …that being said, I still wish I had one.
Posted by TigerHornII
Member since Feb 2021
938 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:00 pm to
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Fair however 1980-1984 Mustang GTs & Corvettes were slower than a new Odyssey per this link LINK /


Well, if you'd said EARLY 1980's Mustangs/Vettes vs Odyssey I wouldn't have even bothered looking it up. You said "mid" and 1985 is about as mid as it gets.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28668 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 3:49 pm to
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The regular Buick Regal Grand National wasn’t even fast in today’s standards.


All the "muscle cars" from the 60s through 90s were slow compared to today's cars. When 500hp (net not gross) is pretty pedestrian for modern performace cars it is not suprising.



Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
25658 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:01 pm to
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For reference, the 1970 454 Corvette was lauded as a proper muscle car.

Let's agree a Corvette is not and was never designed to be a "muscle car". GM/Chevrolet never referred to it as such. It only shared some of the same engines at the time.

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For reference, the 1970 454 Corvette

The 1970 Corvette 454 (LS5) was rated at a pitiful 390 HP. Those were "Base BB HP" from years prior and it caused an uproar from Corvette owners. Down from 435HP (L71) and 500 HP? (L88/ZL1) the year before. So yeah, those numbers are a huge dropoff, especially when the LT-1 SB showed up with 370HP and a lot lighter in weight. The LS6 engine (450HP) went to the Chevelle that year and was offered the following year for the Corvette, but it lost 25HP from de-tuning that year.

Any comparison with new computerized fuel injection and turbo automotive tech of today with respect to performance and 40/50 years ago is silly and a waste of time.



This post was edited on 6/8/25 at 6:41 pm
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6056 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:05 pm to
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No better way to rile up a bunch of crusty old bastards at work than to tell them that old muscle cars were pieces of shite.
There were no muscle cars in the 80s. In the 80's we considered muscle cars to be from 60s
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
30063 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:38 pm to
Long story short, anything the government has a stranglehold on, fricks thing up.

My wife’s Traverse has 310 HP, cars in the 80’s were a joke thanks to Uncle Sam…

Only thing the 80’s sucked for were automobiles…
This post was edited on 6/8/25 at 4:42 pm
Posted by JimmyRussell
Member since Sep 2022
206 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 4:39 pm to
Some people have said the 03-04 Terminator Cobra saved the modern muscle car scene, but if it wasn't for the GNX, MK IV Supra, or LS based motors before it Ford never would have built that car.
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
7714 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:05 pm to
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Only thing the 80’s sucked for were automobiles…


Porsche and Ferrari say hello










Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2332 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:10 pm to
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If you really want to laugh go red light to red light a mid-80's Camaro, Mustang GT or Corvette with a Soccer Moms new Honda Odyssey. The mini-van will straight up take them with Braxton buckled up in the back playing video games.
Yeah no. And with a few tweaks, Foxbody Mustangs could move. They opened a huge "tuner" aftermarket that still exists.
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
7714 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:16 pm to
Essentially a modified mustang then...

A stock 85 Mustang Gt did 0-60 in 6.3 seconds. The SVO was 6.5 seconds.

The Honda Odyssey 6.4 seconds Car and Driver
This post was edited on 6/8/25 at 5:22 pm
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4169 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:20 pm to
All the environmental BS is what killed the power.. 80’s factory muscles cars were hot garbage. You really had to do some modding to get them to be decent
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34918 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 5:30 pm to
The only car I ever had that I really had to watch close was thr 2015 Jag R-Type.

5.0 550hp SC engine, tons of torque.
Advertised as 0-60, 3.5, but felt way faster.

Tires were shot @ 10K, never had problem with it outside of the fact that the arse-end wanted to be in the lead.
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
4434 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 8:03 pm to
The Grand National beat the Corvette and Ferrari at the time in a drag race. You can't compare them to today's cars. They were fast for the time period.
Posted by CharlesUFarley
Daphne, AL
Member since Jan 2022
752 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 8:41 pm to
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By and large, the 80s were the worst decade in us automotive history.



I would tend to agree, but you should probably claw back to the late 70s


I would say the worst decade was 1975 to 1985, the first ten years of catalytic converters. The catalytic converter itself was not the problem, but the entire US car industry chose that time period to do the half-a$$ed things in every aspect, from design, quality, you name it. It they could find a way to half a$$ it, they would. Add on top of that multiple layers of new government regs, and the automakers number one goal during the era was cost cutting, which lead to some of the sh!tiest cars ever produced.
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1081 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 9:32 pm to
My senior year of high school, 1991, I bought a ‘84 Camaro z28. Had 190HP. I currently drive a 2016 Ram 1500 and it has 305HP.

Defintly no such thing as an 80’s muscle car.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51982 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 9:39 pm to
It's not wrong. A 1988 5.0 Mustang has a little more HP than a modern Honda Accord.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70560 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 9:52 pm to
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The real muscle cars were built from 1965-1974
Not through 1974

<——Had a ‘73 Ford Mustang (last of the big ones before the Fox bodies).

There were zero muscle cars in the 1973 MY Ford lineup.

There were big block engines available but they were choked to low hp
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
7993 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:06 pm to
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It's not wrong. A 1988 5.0 Mustang has a little more HP than a modern Honda Accord.


Yea for those foxbody's you gotta put in some 3.73 gears and bump the timing and you'll be running low 13's 1/4.
Posted by Mike the Tiger 1999
Weston, Florida
Member since Jul 2009
2179 posts
Posted on 6/8/25 at 10:22 pm to
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my god, is that a Pinto
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