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re: Alabama dealership offers Bible, shotgun, and American flag with every car purchase

Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30412 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:10 pm to
Why not, every American should have all three of these things.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:10 pm to
Looking to move to Alabama

Where should I start?
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14697 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

I'd still rather the sausage


Probably should've kept that to yourself
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13570 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

People always shite on our state but dammit we are America

I have no words.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
9387 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:33 pm to
The gif of the bald eagle as the erection should be playing in the background.


Fark board???
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10966 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:34 pm to
American by birth, Southern by the grace of God.
Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles
Member since Jun 2018
1998 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:38 pm to
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I’m not allowed to possess a firearm


Hmm... We’ll throw in an extra bible, okay?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:45 pm to
I'll do the deal only if it's a Satanic Bible and the American flag is printed on toilet paper, or a thong bikini bottom in my size.

Let's see how much they really want to sell a car
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:55 pm to
Probably have to pay sticker to qualify.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 8:48 pm to
That’s awesome

Outside university Alabama ,,, state of isn’t bad at all
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31131 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 9:09 pm to
Promotions like this always baffle me. It isn't like you are getting them for free it is built into the price. Now if you need a Bible, flag and shotgun then maybe but it is highly likely none of them would be what you would buy with your own money.

As for US made flags I bought one from collinsflags for my neighbor. He would always buy the Chinese ones and let them get tattered before he replaced them. While I don't fly any flags I couldn't sit on my porch and look at that disgrace. They have one called Tri-Tuff and it is well made and seems to handle the weather well and I am sure it is a lot more expensive than a Chinese one at $30 for a 3x5 it didn't strike me as explotive at all.
Posted by lake2280
Public intellectual
Member since Nov 2012
4474 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 9:42 pm to
Yeah this isn’t a deal, although I like the message it sends. We send a nice gift to every customer that allows us the opportunity to work for them and are very grateful for their business. In actuality though anyone that spends thousands of dollars with us probably figures the gift is built into the estimate. Again it’s about the message.
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