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re: Airport Madness......Weirdest thing you've ever seen at the airport/while flying
Posted on 2/20/14 at 4:35 pm to Clyde Tipton
Posted on 2/20/14 at 4:35 pm to Clyde Tipton
So lame of a response. You kiss your bf with that mouth?
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Posted on 2/20/14 at 4:51 pm to Nado Jenkins83
First of all, I merely commented that maybe she was mistaken as to the official title of the air marshal guy.
You get your panties in a wad and have made multiple consecutive homosexual references.
Perhaps you should look at yourself to figure out why you are so angry. A lot of homosexuals have problems coming to terms with their sexuality, and denial is merely the first step. With time you'll be marching in gay parades and sucking dicks on evry street corner with no care as to what anyone else thinks.
You can do it...
You get your panties in a wad and have made multiple consecutive homosexual references.
Perhaps you should look at yourself to figure out why you are so angry. A lot of homosexuals have problems coming to terms with their sexuality, and denial is merely the first step. With time you'll be marching in gay parades and sucking dicks on evry street corner with no care as to what anyone else thinks.
You can do it...
Posted on 2/20/14 at 4:53 pm to weadjust
I was on a short flight one time. I had ate some good mexican food right before the flight and had the worst gas ever. I let one rip on the plane and about 2 rows behind me and across the aisle was a fat old lady with hair down to her waist. She started yelling and cussing, saying "Did somebody fart? That's fricking disgusting!" She called the attendant over and asked her if she smelled it too and if she could do something about it. I could barely contain myself in my seat from holding in all the laughter. The next 30 minutes I dropped several bombs (I called it "Shock and Awe"). The lady was flipping her shite and would not stop bitching about the smell. I wish I could have got it all on video.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 4:56 pm to SUB
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I was on a short flight one time. I had ate some good mexican food right before the flight and had the worst gas ever. I let one rip on the plane and about 2 rows behind me and across the aisle was a fat old lady with hair down to her waist. She started yelling and cussing, saying "Did somebody fart? That's fricking disgusting!" She called the attendant over and asked her if she smelled it too and if she could do something about it. I could barely contain myself in my seat from holding in all the laughter. The next 30 minutes I dropped several bombs (I called it "Shock and Awe"). The lady was flipping her shite and would not stop bitching about the smell. I wish I could have got it all on video.
this made me laugh
Posted on 2/20/14 at 5:01 pm to SUB
I've seen lots of celebrities on flights and at airports: Sandra Bullock, Renée Zellweger, Howard Stern, and Mariah Carey to name a few.
I thought Renée Zellweger looked way nicer IRL than she does onscreen. The others (especially Mariah) not so much.
I thought Renée Zellweger looked way nicer IRL than she does onscreen. The others (especially Mariah) not so much.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 5:21 pm to Ignignot
Lil john playing a slot next to me in Vegas airport. Had no idea who he was....all these girls kept bugging him for pics. He asked if I wanted a pic to which I replied no. He finally asked me if I knew who he was. He introduced him self as lil john so I introduced myself as lil jenny, he was not amused.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 5:24 pm to jennBN
On R&R from Afghanistan, my first stop was Houston before connecting to MSY. I was walking through the food court eyeing up all the delicacies when a middle aged man walked up to me like he knew me. Said he wanted to shake my hand, and smooth as butter slips a $10 bill in the handshake. Said enjoy your breakfast soldier. Thought that was pretty cool, I guess not all Texans are bad.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 5:26 pm to jennBN
Posted on 2/20/14 at 5:39 pm to indytiger
Now that truly is a cool story bro 
Posted on 2/20/14 at 5:53 pm to SuperflyLSU
I was the only passenger on a Delta flight from ATL to GTR in MS. The flight attendant showed me where the drinks and snacks were and said help yourself. She then sat down in one of the many vacant seats and took a nap.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 5:58 pm to Ignignot
Hot, young stewardesses. It was on Lufthansa. Seems like they were all hot when I was a kid, but all those same girls are working 30 years later.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 6:01 pm to indytiger
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On R&R from Afghanistan, my first stop was Houston before connecting to MSY. I was walking through the food court eyeing up all the delicacies when a middle aged man walked up to me like he knew me. Said he wanted to shake my hand, and smooth as butter slips a $10 bill in the handshake. Said enjoy your breakfast soldier. Thought that was pretty cool, I guess not all Texans are bad.
I hated flying in uniform. I know people are just being nice, but it can be awkward to get endless thank you's for doing your job.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 6:31 pm to Ignignot
quote:I saw a German shepherd drug sniffing dog take down a druggie in the baggage claim area in Frankfurt, Germany's airport. The druggie was screaming for his life.
Airport Madness......Weirdest thing you've ever seen at the airport/while flying
And when I say, German shepherd....I mean f*cking GERMAN shepard.
Or, as they call them in Frankfurt, a shepherd....
Posted on 2/20/14 at 6:34 pm to Ignignot
Flew from Tulsa to Dallas one time. Bad weather in Dallas. We circled the airport for over an hour, waiting to land. Terrible turbulence the whole time. They never gave us permission to land so we were sent back to Tulsa. I was a broke college student then so I slept in the airport because I couldn't afford to get a hotel room. Worst part was I didn't get any frequent flyer miles for the 3 hour trip to nowhere.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 7:09 pm to Chunkdog
Took a United flight nonstop from MSY to National in October of '89. Plane takes off, we get about fifteen minutes in the air and a female voice comes on over the loudspeaker. "Blah, blah, blah, eta, blah, blah, 32,000 feet." Pause, then, "We would like to make you aware that you are flying on the first United Airlines flight which has an all-female flight crew."
(Crickets)
Archbishop Hannan was on the flight; I knew I'd get no ink when the harlots put the plane into some fatal trajectory because they wouldn't operate the rudder as they might snag their hose doing so.
(We made it, but that flight crew had a BAD fourth week together)
(Crickets)
Archbishop Hannan was on the flight; I knew I'd get no ink when the harlots put the plane into some fatal trajectory because they wouldn't operate the rudder as they might snag their hose doing so.
(We made it, but that flight crew had a BAD fourth week together)
Posted on 2/20/14 at 7:26 pm to soccerfüt
How many times did they stop for directions?
Posted on 2/20/14 at 7:49 pm to MagicCityBlazer
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He had enough change to have used a L note or even a C.
What the frick is a "L note?"
This post was edited on 2/20/14 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 2/20/14 at 8:38 pm to Corkfather
L = 50
LINK
ETA: For the OP, I don't know if this is weird, except for being scary. Back when American flew the ATR 72's from SHV to DFW, we were on approach to SHV. It was a horrible thunderstorm, and we were getting the dog shite beat out of us. Up and down and the engine RPM's up and down. It was wild. People were freaking out, one lady hyperventilating, another guy praying loudly. Then there's my stepdad, reading WSJ like a fricking boss. Not a care in the world. I don't know if he was really that cool, or just trying to keep me (a scared 9 year old) calm.
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ETA: For the OP, I don't know if this is weird, except for being scary. Back when American flew the ATR 72's from SHV to DFW, we were on approach to SHV. It was a horrible thunderstorm, and we were getting the dog shite beat out of us. Up and down and the engine RPM's up and down. It was wild. People were freaking out, one lady hyperventilating, another guy praying loudly. Then there's my stepdad, reading WSJ like a fricking boss. Not a care in the world. I don't know if he was really that cool, or just trying to keep me (a scared 9 year old) calm.
This post was edited on 2/20/14 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 2/20/14 at 8:39 pm to Corkfather
Sat in a window seat next to Justin Wilson to LA and the old fricker farted the whole time.
After a very bad landing in San Jose, planed bounced down the runway I was departing. Captain saying thank you and when I get there I say ""was that a landing or were we shot down?" he wasn't smiling but neither was I.
Taking. shite in Minneapolis and some old dude kept tapping his foot under the stall by me.
After a very bad landing in San Jose, planed bounced down the runway I was departing. Captain saying thank you and when I get there I say ""was that a landing or were we shot down?" he wasn't smiling but neither was I.
Taking. shite in Minneapolis and some old dude kept tapping his foot under the stall by me.
Posted on 2/20/14 at 8:48 pm to notslim99
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L = 50
Gracias.
I knew C-Note was called that because centum = 100, but the Latin for 50 is quinquaginta. I didn't even think about Roman numerals.
Regardless, I don't think "L-Note" will make it to the mainstream anytime soon.
This post was edited on 2/20/14 at 8:50 pm
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