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re: Air Canada to stop addressing passengers as "ladies and gentlemen"

Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:19 am to
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:19 am to
They should just address everybody as "you assholes" since that's what 99% of people are anyway.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:19 am to
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Air Canada to stop addressing passengers as "ladies and gentlemen"


Why? Does this not cover everyone? Are they people who simply think they have no gender and would thus be offended? Or perhaps there's a girl who is proud of being a slut and therefore offended at being called a lady.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8188 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:20 am to
Great idea- airline version of Dicks Last Resort.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44117 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:20 am to
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They should just address everybody as "you assholes" since that's what 99% of people are anyway.


I'm partial to "hey frickers" or "listen up frickers." Brings back fond memories of my 1SG when I was a commander.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137968 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:28 am to
quote:

Canada pull its pants down all the way to its ankles when peeing

Canada puts ketchup on ham sandwiches
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132938 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:31 am to
Canada makes spaghetti with ketchup and hotdogs
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66868 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:32 am to
At least “everybody “ is one less syllable than “ladies and gentlemen “
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:32 am to
Heard about it on way to work this a.m and that sonofabugga Richard Condon was going off about it.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137968 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:33 am to
Canada still writes checks at the grocery store
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44117 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:41 am to
Don't forget they have flappy heads.

Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20062 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 11:48 am to
With gender fluidity could we have “gender gasisity?”

Solid, liquid, and gas are states of matter.
Gender must be similar.

Maybe I’m a solid male, but with increased environmental pressure I could morph to a more fluid or even gaseous gender state?

I will publish my findings in a gender studies journal.
“Gender as matter: Solid, fluid, gas.”
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5425 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 12:09 pm to
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gender fluidity



Gender is not fluid. Either you have it or you don’t. Why do we allow this bs to continue on
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 12:36 pm to
"You guys" considered my many to be gender neutral. They should just say "you guys".
This post was edited on 10/15/19 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Space Cadet
Member since Sep 2019
446 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 12:38 pm to
Canada has an airline? Good for them.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14874 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 12:42 pm to
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Canada negotiates with terrorists


Who is that sissy president they have? Not surprising.
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2493 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 12:43 pm to


Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 12:46 pm to
Why, even if it's a spectrum it's still ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45890 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 12:48 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72561 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 12:48 pm to
The Backstreet Boys were ahead of their time?

Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69619 posts
Posted on 10/15/19 at 12:51 pm to
Just say y’all
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