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re: Aging like fine wine (not legit)

Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:11 am to
Posted by spaceranger
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:11 am to
obviously you havent seen all the new kim k bikini pics on here
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:12 am to
Like the deceased Patrice O'neal said, pussy don't age like wine it age like bread.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:14 am to
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Show me an attractive woman in her 30s/40s and I guarantee you she was hotter from the ages of 18-23.
Says someone who's version of "attractive" is totally dictated by his (probably) undersized penis.

If you are a 35 year-old man and more mature and sophisticated than gn (faint praise), try spending a week alone with a 21 year-old "hot" woman. Granted you can frick for hours but what else can you do with her? Even if she's brilliant, after 48 hours alone with her, a NORMAL man would wish for her to be about ten years older. The conversation not directly related to sex would be unbearable. A week of that torture would be a sentence.

Then try the same week alone with the same woman (granted she took care of herself) if she were a decade older. It could be Nirvana (the state, not the former band).

tl/dr: GN isn't mature/smart enough to realize that the best sex has a cerebral component.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:15 am to
Yea. You could slice bread with her chin.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:27 am to
Pardon my ignorance but who is #3? Looks familiar but can't put a name with it.
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:29 am to
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She has always been one of my favorites, but lets be honest. She is no where near as hot today as she was in Sweet Home Alabama

To say she has aged like wine is not accurate


Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:29 am to
3 words,,,,Jennifer Love Hewitt
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:30 am to
Nicole Kidman.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:45 am to
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Nicole Kidman.


Ah yes! Whoa!
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:47 am to
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Wife making you watch big little lies?


umm. nicole kidman naked.

sorry you're gay. i'll watch it again if the SO wants!
Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 9:51 am to
Her arse in Eyes Wide Shut was a sight to behold. Damn she was hot in that movie.
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:01 am to
she also got nekkid in Cold Mountain...one of my favorite movies of all time...
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:09 am to
My top three in "fine wine" category are:

1. Jennifer Lopez

2. Gwen Steffani

3. Susanna Hoffs

Susanna DID look better in The Bangles days but she is pushing 60 and not in her mid 40's.

I would push Fly Girl/In Living Color era JLo aside by the face to get to modern day JLo.

Gwen Steffani too. Plus those women have shite out 5 kids between them. Genetic freaks. It's not supposed to work that way. Lol
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 5/9/17 at 10:15 am to
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Gwen Steffani
Saw her at Jazzfest, and she looked rough. Must've had some work done, because she looks delightful now
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