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re: Advice on how to proceed with a flooring company situation

Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:31 pm to
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but that my wife’s weight could be a factor as to why the floor is “structurally compromised”
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. I have a half typed email ready to blast these mf’s
why are you mad at them? The fault is clearly between the installers and your wife's weight. I can't imagine bamboo being good for overweight women. Do you understand bamboo? It's not hickory.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4197 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:32 pm to
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my wife’s weight could be a factor as to why the floor is “structurally compromised” and making noise when walked upon


She’s not fat...she’s big boneded
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5182 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:32 pm to
Have you checked how much expansion gap they gave the floor? Because my first guess is that the crack install team didn't leave an expansion gap.
Posted by footswitch
Meridianville, Alabama
Member since Apr 2015
4737 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:34 pm to
The noises will change as the seasons do.
If they sent that email, and I don't doubt it one bit,that confirms my suspicion. Did you go through LL for the install of did you get your own installer?
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
588 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:34 pm to
is she under or over 350 lbs?
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:35 pm to
Not only that but they over estimated the waste by almost 340 sq so I have 20 boxes of bamboo that they won’t buy back bc it’s discontinued. I’m going to hunt this worthless sob down.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63361 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:35 pm to
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The lumber liquidator representative emails back 3 days later saying that they mean no offense but that my wife’s weight could be a factor as to why


I don’t mean any insult, but I just found this funny as hell!

Honestly, I think every “floating’ floor I have seen makes noise...I actually like that. Maybe you can remove the padding and glue the floor down.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6442 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:35 pm to


Hire this guy. Game over.
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 10:36 pm
Posted by Fratigerguy
Member since Jan 2014
4976 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:35 pm to
Use words like fat shaming, bullying, and harassment. Then ask them if they can provide the labeling on either the flooring or the underlayment that shows an occupant weight limit. Ask them where in the quote or estimate that they provided does it show a weight limit. And then look for a weight limit anywhere you can for floating flooring. It doesn’t sound like your wife is that big to cause the issue. shite, she’s walking across the floor. It’s not like you have to wheel her across. I saw a chick in Walmart today that was in a scooter, and her husband/boyfriend/whatever had to give it a little push to get it going from a stop. I bet her floors don’t squeak. And she’s probably wayyyy bigger than what you are talking about.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37589 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:35 pm to
This is one of the funniest things I've seen recently. I couldn't hope more that it's true
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:36 pm to
I miss these types of threads on the OT
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:37 pm to
I want it to be true, just can’t believe it.
Posted by footswitch
Meridianville, Alabama
Member since Apr 2015
4737 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:39 pm to
Huey is right about the expansion gap. That will usually become unbearable about 90 days in.
Will cause a noticeable hump, Also, manufacturers differ on total and linear limits on product footage whereupon you must install a t moulding dividing rooms.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25082 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:39 pm to
Own installer. And we were prepared for all of LL’s BS, answered every question knowing we did everything right but I’m the end LL has that out. Doesn’t change the fact they called my wife fat via email for their shitty product
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39287 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:40 pm to
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It doesn’t sound like your wife is that big to cause the issue


Bro...


Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:40 pm to
Just pretend when the floor squeaks it’s your wife squealing like a hog fat for the slaughter
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26387 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:40 pm to
Post the email screenshot on social media
Start a GoFundMe to buy a treadmill
???
Profit
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 10:45 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52928 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:41 pm to
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My wife is a smart educated beautiful woman but is on the heavier side

Two c’s or a ck?
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11884 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:41 pm to
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Hired the highest rated floor installers in the area and paid top dollar for the best



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...lumber liquidators




Does not compute.



...and a fair attempt, but you are no PocketAces
Posted by footswitch
Meridianville, Alabama
Member since Apr 2015
4737 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:42 pm to
Waste overage is my biggest gripe about them.
On average on a typical install 5% should be sold for waste. I average 3.5%
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