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Advice from the old cats...
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:26 pm
What do us younger cats have to look forward to in our futures?
No more commando with light pants...
Gas more often...
Hair growing out of your fricking ears, nose, etc...
Having to coax your dick more than before...
All in shape pussy being frickable...
Shedding...
No more commando with light pants...
Gas more often...
Hair growing out of your fricking ears, nose, etc...
Having to coax your dick more than before...
All in shape pussy being frickable...
Shedding...
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Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:29 pm to TSLG
I’m not ancient, but it’s harder to keep weight off.
And hair grows everywhere but the top of my head.
Nothing else on your list is a problem.
And hair grows everywhere but the top of my head.
Nothing else on your list is a problem.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:29 pm to TSLG
Think of the kinkiest thing you have ever done sexually.
That shite isn't even in my top ten.
That shite isn't even in my top ten.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:30 pm to TSLG
quote:
What do us younger cats have to look forward to in our futures?
Having money and spending it when the frick you want
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No more commando with light pants...
Overrated anyway
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Gas more often...
I have not noticed an increase
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Hair growing out of your fricking ears, nose, etc...
Get a few in the ears. I just pull them out while Im watching tV
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Having to coax your dick more than before...
Not sure when thats going to happed but we have pills for that
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All in shape pussy being frickable...
Not sure what this means
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Shedding...
Its a bitch . No doubt
Prepare for your future and it wil be fine. Preparation means, save money, pick the right girl and dont be a dick to everyone. It will follow you
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:31 pm to TSLG
More KY as you cats have no game and no job.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:31 pm to TSLG
quote:
What do us younger cats have to look forward to in our futures?
death
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:32 pm to TSLG
Stay the frick off my lawn.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:33 pm to TSLG
You're so young,so naive. Just wait until the mid-life wife or recent divorcee enters your sphere. You'll laugh about this list of yours in glee and comfort.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:34 pm to TSLG
I'm not too worried about it. Most of the men in my family died before they reached middle age at the hands of the north Alabama goatman
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:36 pm to TSLG
Honestly, life gets to be pretty damn good, if you handle your business when you are young.
about the only negative that I can think of is that your morning piss looks about like a lawn sprinkler. the good news is, that you can afford to pay someone to clean that shite up...
about the only negative that I can think of is that your morning piss looks about like a lawn sprinkler. the good news is, that you can afford to pay someone to clean that shite up...
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:37 pm to TSLG
All that is mitigated by giving zero fricks about anything. I'm not there yet but I look forward to it.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:43 pm to JCinBAMA
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Stay the frick off my lawn.
You say that jokingly but the guy across the street from me is that guy. Seriously
He once bitched a Hall County Deputy out for slightly parking over the curb while giving someone a speeding ticket. The cops tires were maybe 6 inches on his grass,.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:45 pm to TSLG
One good thing, in my opinion, that you have to look forward to is just not giving a crap anymore. I've found as I've gotten older that I don't sweat the small stuff as much, and more willing to tell people what I think (or to just frick off). Might just be grumpy old man syndrome, but it's quite liberating.
This post was edited on 1/15/18 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:48 pm to TSLG
quote:
What do us younger cats have to look forward to in our futures?
Developing common sense
Not giving a frick what people think
Less work, more leisure
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:51 pm to TSLG
more money 
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:51 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
family died before they reached middle age at the hands of the north Alabama goatman
Goatman while camping?
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:55 pm to TSLG
quote:
What do us younger cats have to look forward to in our futures?
No more commando with light pants...
Gas more often...
Hair growing out of your fricking ears, nose, etc...
Having to coax your dick more than before...
All in shape pussy being frickable...
Shedding...
Hair growing out of ears, nose, etc.
No more financial problems.
Camp on the water at Toledo Bend.
More pu$$y than you ever had in your life.
Everything works fine, thank you.
Kids have finally grown up and become somewhat financially secure.
Vacations to places you would have never dreamed exists.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 6:58 pm to LanierSpots
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Prepare for your future and it will be fine. Preparation means, save money, pick the right girl and don't be a dick to everyone. It will follow you
Not sure that I've ever seen better advice given on the OT.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 7:00 pm to LanierSpots
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Having money and spending it when the frick you want
Best part
Sometimes I just try to frick up and spend too much but the recovery is fast.
Posted on 1/15/18 at 7:44 pm to TSLG
Getting divorced when you are in your 40s then meeting more women, and having more sex than you every thought was possible when you were 25.
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