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About to sell a piece of furniture that I listed on Craigslist

Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:18 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:18 pm
Lady buyer is coming to my house to purchase. Am I about to die?
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58802 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:19 pm to
I always meet them in parking lot of police station.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:20 pm to
If you survive, it would still be eerie never to post again.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:20 pm to
piihb
Posted by DthVllyDud
Ameritopia
Member since Jan 2011
1365 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:21 pm to
Nah, but you should just trade it for a golf cart. Heard they are to die for...
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179849 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:22 pm to
Let her meat u nekid
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:24 pm to
A used frick swing is not "furniture".
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14696 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:25 pm to
A sex swing is furniture?

ETA: Dammit
This post was edited on 11/21/16 at 5:26 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122522 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 5:25 pm to
Does she have an old husband who always wanted to own a piece of furniture? If so, he might have a heart attack soon.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 6:51 pm to
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buyer is coming to my house to purchase.


Well you didnt need BOTH kidneys anyway
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 6:56 pm to
Posted by beantown
Nashville
Member since Sep 2015
3429 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 7:56 pm to
Love the references. Still no word from the old lady
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
7125 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 7:56 pm to
quote:


About to sell a piece of furniture that I listed on Craigslist


quote:

Lady buyer is coming to my house to purchase.


a lot of porn movies have started this way, I'm sure.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29739 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 7:58 pm to
Professional criminals will send a lady to buy a low dollar item in order to case your house for a future robbery. Prayers sent.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 10:42 pm to
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Nah, but you should just trade it for a golf cart. Heard they are to die for...
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 10:52 pm to
They will probably fold you up and stuff you into the furniture and then drive off
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