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A tortoise survived for about 10 years trapped under a sealed floor in Brazil
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:08 pm
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Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:09 pm to UFFan
Damn dude almost did a stint in solitary as long as Tommy Silverstein.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:14 pm to jizzle6609
I don’t understand what the tortoise could have eaten this whole time.
And humans in solitary get crazy and suicidal half the time, and it’s probably even harder for an animal that doesn’t have any understanding of what the hell is going on. I can barely think of a worse life than what this tortoise has endured.
And humans in solitary get crazy and suicidal half the time, and it’s probably even harder for an animal that doesn’t have any understanding of what the hell is going on. I can barely think of a worse life than what this tortoise has endured.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:22 pm to UFFan
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I can barely think of a worse life than what this tortoise has endured.
He's a shell of his former self.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:24 pm to UFFan
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And humans in solitary get crazy and suicidal half the time, and it’s probably even harder for an animal that doesn’t have any understanding of what the hell is going on.
Reptiles are the dumbest animals. They aren’t thinking anything too deeply. The tortoise’s lack of brain power is exactly what would keep it from going crazy like a human would.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:33 pm to UFFan
quote:bugs
I don’t understand what the tortoise could have eaten this whole time.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:49 pm to UFFan
What kind of tile job is that?
They just laid tile on top of gravel and dirt?
They just laid tile on top of gravel and dirt?
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:52 pm to auggie
quote:thats what most floors are in Brazil
They just laid tile on top of gravel and dirt?
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:56 pm to auggie
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What kind of tile job is that? They just laid tile on top of gravel and dirt?
This ain’t suburbia, USA
Posted on 5/10/26 at 5:57 pm to OWLFAN86
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thats what most floors are in Brazil
That's uncouth.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 6:03 pm to auggie
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He's a shell of his former self.
Go ahead and shut this thread down. Nobody’s topping that.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 6:59 pm to UFFan
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And humans in solitary get crazy and suicidal half the time, and it’s probably even harder for an animal that doesn’t have any understanding of what the hell is going on. I can barely think of a worse life than what this tortoise has endured
What if the tortoise was an introvert?
Posted on 5/10/26 at 9:32 pm to UFFan
Is this a big deal?
I know a Turtle that has survived in Congress since the 1980's
Posted on 5/10/26 at 9:34 pm to UFFan
This news item gives rise to a new phrase: Crazier than a floor-sealed Brazilian tortoise.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 9:37 pm to UFFan
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time, and it’s probably even harder for an animal that doesn’t have any understanding of what the hell is going on. I can barely think of a worse life than what this tortoise has endured.
Go read No Human Contact.
You’re welcome.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 9:56 pm to biglego
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Reptiles are the dumbest animals. They aren’t thinking anything too deeply. The tortoise’s lack of brain power is exactly what would keep it from going crazy like a human would.
There's a guy I work with, complete know-it-all (at least he thinks.)
The other day he claimed that he understood pretty much all animals, apart from snakes.
Then went on to say that sharks are basically puppies.
Before, he claimed turkeys came from Africa.
Just a paragon of intellect.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 9:59 pm to fr33manator
whats his username?
Posted on 5/10/26 at 10:04 pm to fr33manator
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Before, he claimed turkeys came from Africa.
You could say he's right in a lot of cases.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 10:17 pm to UFFan
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And humans in solitary get crazy and suicidal half the time, and it’s probably even harder for an animal that doesn’t have any understanding of what the hell is going on
What you’re doing is called anthropomorphizing. Animals don’t react the same as humans. And animals that lead solitary lives, like reptiles or tigers, don’t need social interaction. They’re solitary animals so they don’t get lonely or need interaction the way humans and herd animals do.
Posted on 5/10/26 at 10:53 pm to fr33manator
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Then went on to say that sharks are basically puppies.
Sharks are so dumb their brains have just enough power to keep their organs operating. No thoughts are going through a shark’s head.
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