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re: A TOAST! To rattlesnakes and rubbers…
Posted on 10/6/24 at 10:06 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Posted on 10/6/24 at 10:06 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Speaking of rattlesnakes, I caught 84 last week in West Texas.
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Posted on 10/6/24 at 10:36 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
A toast to the birds: Here's to the storks that bring good babies, the ravens that bring bad babies, and the swallows that bring no babies
Posted on 10/7/24 at 4:39 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Have you thought about marrying the two together? Snake skin jimmy hats?
Here’s looking at you, kid.
ETA……Forgot about my Best Man’s toast at my wedding: Here’s to staying single, seeing double, and sleeping triple.
Here’s looking at you, kid.
ETA……Forgot about my Best Man’s toast at my wedding: Here’s to staying single, seeing double, and sleeping triple.
This post was edited on 10/7/24 at 4:45 am
Posted on 10/7/24 at 4:54 am to fr33manator
quote:
i'll frick em short,
I'll frick em tall,
I'll frick em big,
I'll frick em small,
I'll frick em young,
I'll frick em old,
I'll frick em hot,
I'll frick em cold,
and when they're dead and long forgotten,
I'll dig em up and frick em rotten.
To (insert name),
I fricked her up,
I fricked her down,
I fricked her so hard I put her in the ground,
And now that she gone and forgotten,
I’ll dig her up and frick her rotten.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 5:57 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
vive la mort, vive la guerre, vive le sacré mercenaire…
Posted on 10/7/24 at 6:31 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
May we get what we want
May we get what we need
As long as we don’t get what we deserve,
May we get what we need
As long as we don’t get what we deserve,
Posted on 10/7/24 at 6:36 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Posted on 10/7/24 at 7:12 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
To woman and horses…. And the men that ride them.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 7:56 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Nipples on her titty were red as a plum
The skin on here belly was tight as a drum
Shook a little bit like strawberry jam
Smelled a little funny but good god damn
The skin on here belly was tight as a drum
Shook a little bit like strawberry jam
Smelled a little funny but good god damn
Posted on 10/7/24 at 8:06 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Here's to panties,
not the best thing in the world, but damn close to it.
not the best thing in the world, but damn close to it.
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