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re: A Spouse’s Weight Gain Could Affect Your Sex Life

Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Kurt (names changed) began piling on the pounds 18 months into their three-year relationship.


Ffs, Kurt, get it the frick together.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49070 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

know it's not the issue at hand, but the hair on that dude in the picture is a WAY bigger turn off than his belly. Yuck



Again that's personal preference. MY gf don't give two shits about manscapin and back hair. I'm the one who has to beg her to help me trim the man-sweater.


She also would NEVER date or marry a skinny dude b/c she's never gonna be 'skinny' herself.

She knows I could whoop Pecker's bitch arse and frick her sexy arse without my belly getting in the way.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21850 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:00 pm to
Thanks, you are a considerate Pecker......
Posted by ten Hoor Hall
Member since Feb 2014
380 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:00 pm to
I'm sorry too for not being a fat troll with a shtick on a message board
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

She knows I could whoop Pecker's bitch arse and frick her sexy arse without my belly getting in the way.




We both know you'd be more into me than than her
Posted by SE TX TIGER
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2006
296 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:07 pm to
I think it's more the combo of pasty white skin and black hair that's turning me off. I don't usually mind body hair too much but that dude just offends my sensibilities
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18054 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:10 pm to
Now I know how my wife feels.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49070 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

We both know you'd be more into me than than her


She knows it too.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49070 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

I think it's more the combo of pasty white skin and black hair that's turning me off. I don't usually mind body hair too much but that dude just offends my sensibilities



I hate it too. Trust me. I don't even have that BLACK hair going on.

It bothers me way more than her.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70741 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:12 pm to
You are hairy.

LIKE ANIMAL!
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38037 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Would he have married her, or even simply dated her if she was fat when they first met?



no not this guy. His ex-wife was a frickng hammer 20 years ago. Like I said, I have no idea what she looks like now.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49070 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

You are hairy.

LIKE ANIMAL!


She would kill me if I shaved my blond arm and leg hairs. My chest and back get some brownish(and some grey) hairs that I like to trim with a 3 on front and 0 guard trim on back.

This post was edited on 5/15/18 at 4:14 pm
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11073 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Pro tip: That happens even if you don't gain weight.
not one downvote
Posted by Slow white bronco
Birmingham
Member since May 2018
32 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:34 pm to
Roasties gonna roast
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84665 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

We got dudes outchea grossing out their girls with their sloppy bodies (and probably their poor fashion choices as well). We got to be better than this, bros.

Go home after work today. Embrace your girl. Tell her you're sorry for what you've become. And replace that Double Baconator and fries with a chicken breast and some almonds.

Do it for the one you love. But more importantly, do it for you. Ya boy Pecker is here for you.


Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84665 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 4:42 pm to
That’s why I love the OT
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20368 posts
Posted on 5/15/18 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

Elizabeth and Daniel?


Hurley and Devito.
Posted by Badmamajama
Houston
Member since Dec 2016
86 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 4:17 pm to
Wtf dudes are supposed to eat baconators.

There is another side to this story when your S/O loses too much weight
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83023 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 4:26 pm to
I never really understood why we are so accepting of overweight men. People think nothing of it. Hell, the dad bod is even praised as a sexy thing.

That's not to say there aren't plenty of women who let themselves go too, but we usually view that as a bad thing - whereas we think nothing of it with men.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42314 posts
Posted on 5/16/18 at 4:30 pm to
Is Danny the poors bc ...you know the rest
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