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A silverfish will crawl into your ear while you're sleeping tonight
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:58 am
Posted on 1/13/19 at 12:58 am
Hows everyone doing
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Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:00 am to MF Doom
frick you.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:00 am to MF Doom
As long as it's not an earwig.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:05 am to MF Doom
Who gives a frick? That little shite wakes me up, though, that’s his arse.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:07 am to MF Doom
What keeps me up sometimes is imagining the Manson family doing a creepy-crawling mission on my bedroom.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:14 am to Spock's Eyebrow
I couldn't sleep the first time I learned of "Purple Aki".
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:14 am to MF Doom
Botflies. Botflies are way worse, frick them.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:15 am to MF Doom
A couple of years ago, I woke up to a millipede crawling across my face. I didn't sleep another wink that night....
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:15 am to MF Doom
Good luck to them getting by my jungle of ear hairs.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:18 am to MF Doom
I welcome my new silverfish ear hole overlord
Posted on 1/13/19 at 1:39 am to MF Doom
Sleep well...
Posted on 1/13/19 at 4:43 am to Spock's Eyebrow
quote:
What keeps me up sometimes is imagining the Manson family doing a creepy-crawling mission on my bedroom.
Thought I just thirty minutes ago heard somebody on the side of the house climb the fence and run through my backyard. Thought, nah... till I saw checked outside and saw a patio furniture chair against the high fence and the shrubbery pulled back to be used to jump it. Welp, not going back to sleep
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:58 am to zsav77
we were in bed one night and heard the diving board on our pool pop when someone dove off into the pool. I went out and chased them away.
A few years back we were on a medical mission trip in Honduras. slept in tents on the floor of a school. in the middle of the night, one of the doctors woke all of us up when a rat crawled across his face. He didn't zip the door to his tent because it was hot. He zipped it after that.
A few years back we were on a medical mission trip in Honduras. slept in tents on the floor of a school. in the middle of the night, one of the doctors woke all of us up when a rat crawled across his face. He didn't zip the door to his tent because it was hot. He zipped it after that.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:59 am to MF Doom
quote:God damn I had a few of those bite me in my bedroom over the years. Luckily for me when I sleep, I usually put a pillow or covers over my head which usually covers up my eyes and ears. I've always just felt the need to do this and I guess I know why now.
A silverfish will crawl into your ear while you're sleeping tonight
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:04 am to RazorBroncs
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:17 am to MF Doom
On average, a person will swallow 27 spiders during his lifetime. During sleep his mouth is open and wondering spiders will crawl in. He then reflexively closes his mouth and swallows.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:19 am to Kentucker
Whatever you do, don't google image Wolf Worms. You have been warned.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 9:47 am to MF Doom
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A silverfish will crawl into your ear while you're sleeping tonight
At least it’s not a penis
Posted on 1/13/19 at 10:07 am to Spock's Eyebrow
quote:You'll have plenty of time to react.
What keeps me up sometimes is imagining the Manson family doing a creepy-crawling mission on my bedroom.
They’re all on oxygen tanks and use walkers to get around.
Picture a gang of geratric OweOs, some cross-dressed.
On second thought, THAT is a bit scary.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 8:59 pm to MF Doom
This guy will visit you tonight
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