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re: A MENSA member decides to use gorilla glue spray in her hair

Posted on 2/4/21 at 7:22 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

gorilla




Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31318 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 7:29 pm to
Goo Gone ftw
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5142 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 7:58 pm to
A voter, driver's license holder, able to own a firearm, run for political office, etc.

Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9722 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 7:58 pm to
People are awesome
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2168 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 8:00 pm to
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gorilla


That’s racist.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 8:00 pm to
Ain’t that some shite! Darwin Award winner par excellence!
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49874 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 8:36 pm to
No cure for the dumbass
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14082 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 8:44 pm to
I think its fake, she did it for views and sympathy. not a mistake

I bet she ends up getting a few $'s out of this via one of those donation sites.
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
10035 posts
Posted on 2/4/21 at 11:32 pm to
My wife isn't quite MENSA but she bought an empty spray bottle to transfer a bigger bottle into for something to do with her hair (TBH I was barely listening to the sob story.) So she got sidetracked (wasn't listening to who she blamed...probably me) and ended up pouring some cedar smelling shite into it.

Instead of trying to wash it out she said "frick it" and wore it all day before winning to me how nasty it felt as she was getting ready to go to bed. She still hasn't done anything with the bottle... it's just sitting there on the counter giving me something to laugh at every night.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27484 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 5:23 am to
Hopefully she uses it on her vagina and convinces any of her followers to do the same.
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6640 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 6:36 am to
When she rubs her head
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 2/6/21 at 6:54 pm to
I don't like bumping old threads but I looked on twitter at the Saints news and saw #gorillagluegirl trending

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Complex
@Complex

UPDATE: The woman who went viral for using Gorilla Glue in her hair has sought medical treatment.

Wishing her the best Folded hands

MORE: https://bit.ly/3q2TGZC


Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32123 posts
Posted on 2/6/21 at 7:11 pm to
She finally gave in! LOL
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 2/6/21 at 7:13 pm to

Should have gone straight to a furniture restoration outfit. They may be able to remove the varnish from that headboard.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119537 posts
Posted on 2/6/21 at 7:22 pm to
What exactly is a hospital supposed to do?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54915 posts
Posted on 2/6/21 at 7:23 pm to
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What exactly is a hospital supposed to do?

Decapitation is the only remedy for her predicament.
This post was edited on 2/6/21 at 7:24 pm
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