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A list of things that are not the husband's fault according to women everywhere
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:00 am
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:00 am
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:02 am to Breesus
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:06 am to Breesus
I get it, but I do have just a couple of faults.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:07 am to 4LSU2
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:09 am to Breesus
I'm jealous of you married guys
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:09 am to Breesus
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:15 am to Breesus
1.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:16 am to Breesus
My wife’s car didn’t start this morning. It’s probably the battery, but I haven’t looked at it yet because she just told me and I’m goIng back hone from work to deal with it.
Somehow, it’s my fault that the car didn’t start, and it’s my fault that I don’t yet know why it won’t start, and it’s my fault that I’m not there already to deal with it, because, goddamnit, the wife needs to be at work!
Somehow, it’s my fault that the car didn’t start, and it’s my fault that I don’t yet know why it won’t start, and it’s my fault that I’m not there already to deal with it, because, goddamnit, the wife needs to be at work!
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:18 am to el Gaucho
You just have to have an OT style marriage of daily sex, weekly anal and hourly BJs.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:19 am to Breesus
Amount of money wife's contribute to the household (0.00).
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:20 am to Jimbeaux
quote:
Somehow, it’s my fault that the car didn’t start, and it’s my fault that I don’t yet know why it won’t start, and it’s my fault that I’m not there already to deal with it, because, goddamnit, the wife needs to be at work!
Just be glad it is not raining or that would be your fault as well.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:21 am to Breesus
Well, we're waiting.
What prompted this?
What prompted this?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:32 am to Displaced
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Well, we're waiting.
I put alot of thought into my list. I made sure to list everything.
quote:
What prompted this?
My kid puked this morning. All over me and the floor and himself after I was already dressed for work and him for daycare. I sure am an a-hole.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:34 am to Breesus
quote:Sounds like the title of a "blank book," a book with only blank pages in it. Books like "The Wit and Wisdom of Spiro Agnew" or "Reasons to Vote for Democrats."
A list of things that are not the husband's fault according to women everywhere
You have to be of a "certain age" to get the Spiro Agnew reference.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:34 am to Breesus
You son of a bitch
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:36 am to Displaced
I can see why that's my fault. If only I knew he was going to puke then I guess I could've jammed by fist down his throat to prevent it from happening?
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 7:36 am
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:41 am to Breesus
Well done
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:45 am to Breesus
You should probably get a divorce
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:46 am to Jimbeaux
quote:The battery is dead b/c of the cold weather.
Somehow, it’s my fault that the car didn’t start, and it’s my fault that I don’t yet know why it won’t start, and it’s my fault that I’m not there already to deal with it, because, goddamnit, the wife needs to be at work!
Which is also "your fault."
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:55 am to Breesus
Despite looking as healthy as an Olympic athlete last night, my baby boy woke up snotty and congested this morning. According to the wife I should have given him allergy meds last night because it's "that time of year". She completely ignored that fact that I fed, bathed, did homework, and put both of our boys to sleep before she got home. Rant is over.
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