A list of the worst drivers without having to see the driver

Loud pipes big rims, if that's your life.

Mississippi license plate. Guaranteed to be doing 60 in the fast lane with their brights on

Handicap tag on the mirror.

2002 dodge caravan with “Gonzalez” in giant cursive font on the back window

Carolina Squat
Okie

When I lived in Sherman, the Okies would always turn left from the right lane on a four lane highway. I'd get pissed and state (to myself, I thought) "you g damned white trash okie."

My young son, however, was in the car. One night, the parents of a friend and another couple (all well known to me from my small hometown) were babysitting him. He was playing with two two toy trucks and smashing them together. When he did, he said "you g damned white trash okie."

The adults went "what ... what did he say" and kept quiet to see if it happened again. It did. They were very amused and I learned to keep my mouth shut when the tape recorder was in the car.

Women in big arse SUVs with Monogramming on the back window.

And people who have hooks hanging from their door handles and bumpers

List is junk without Dodge Charger at the top of it.

I drive a lot on I-4 in the Disney area. You can almost bet that any car holding up traffic by driving slow in the left lane, with a Michigan, Ohio, or Indiana plate, is going to turn on their blinker, not look, then swing across 4 lanes of traffic to hit their exit. (that they have passed 3 signs for in the last few miles)