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A Farsi Farce ~ Superstar Lookalike On the Loose in Tehran
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:36 pm
Iranian Reza Paratesh is the spitting image of the world's most famous soccer player, Lionel Messi.
Oh yes, he's scored quite a bit of goals..........
He's banged at least 23 women thanks to this ruse, but is now under arrest.
No word yet as to the charges, but it's clear these 23 women and/or friends or family members, have turned him in (anonymously?).
quote:
TEHRAN, Iran (Kurdistan24) – Messi’s doppelganger in Iran spoke to Kurdistan24 about his life after being internationally recognized for his facial features.
Reza Paratesh, from Tehran, says he feels blessed that his very presence can create excitement in people.
"It's a great feeling when I know people are happy to see me," Paratesh told Kurdistan24.
“I was a fan of Barcelona from childhood,” Paratesh said, adding his interest in the team was not rooted in looking like Messi.
He said his father suggested that he would take a few photos of himself and send it to some websites. He did as said and welcome the attention that followed.
The young man added that he is interested in speaking with and meeting Lionel Messi but has not been successful so far.
In a previous interview, he said looking like Messi has not always been a positive experience.
“When Iran and Argentina played, and Messi’s goal kicked Iran out of the international game, my father called me and said, ‘Don’t come home tonight,’” he smiled.
“It was as if I was the one who had scored the goal,” Paratesh laughed.
Oh yes, he's scored quite a bit of goals..........
He's banged at least 23 women thanks to this ruse, but is now under arrest.
No word yet as to the charges, but it's clear these 23 women and/or friends or family members, have turned him in (anonymously?).
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 5:39 pm
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Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:44 pm to Dandy Lion
At least put a pic of the dude he is supposed to look like.
For us non soccer board straight guys.
For us non soccer board straight guys.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:47 pm to jbgleason
Dude I’m about as anti soccer as it comes but there’s no way you’re a sports fan and don’t know what Messi looks like
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:48 pm to jbgleason
Google it you idiot
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:50 pm to jbgleason
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:51 pm to Dandy Lion
He’s pretty hot. No homo, of course.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:52 pm to Dandy Lion
Fake Klay Thompson GOAT
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:52 pm to J Murdah
quote:
t you idiot
GFY. The ENTIRE frickING POINT of making a post on TD is that you don't have to Google it you fricking idiot. If we are all just going to use Google then why come to TD at all?
You fricking idiot.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:53 pm to Dandy Lion
That dude has banged some hotties no doubt. Obviously they arent in those pictures.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:54 pm to Dandy Lion
This thread is a train wreck.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:56 pm to Dandy Lion
Is it wrong to have a taboo thing for some of those Muslim women who are banned from contact and maybe even want you dead?..
Posted on 6/25/19 at 5:58 pm to S
People tell me I look like eminem
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:11 pm to SEClint
quote:
Is it wrong to have a taboo thing for some of those Muslim women who are banned from contact and maybe even want you dead?..
Most people anywhere in the world just want to be left alone to live their lives. Don't make the mistake of thinking the fanatics are representative.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:17 pm to Jim Rockford
Only like 75% of Muslims are terrorists
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:20 pm to S
That doesnt look like clay to me. Clay be frowning cuz he lost.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:23 pm to SEClint
quote:
Is it wrong to have a taboo thing for some of those Muslim women who are banned from contact and maybe even want you dead?..
The Persian women are nothing like the Arab women, many are very hot.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:34 pm to CHEEEEESE
quote:
Dude I’m about as anti soccer as it comes but there’s no way you’re a sports fan and don’t know what Messi looks like
I honestly haven’t seen Messi since the US was in the Cup. I thought this dude was gonna look completely different than he does.
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:39 pm to Dandy Lion
And what would Sharia Law think of this 
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:45 pm to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
That doesnt look like clay to me. Clay be frowning cuz he lost.
Can you post a pic of Clay so I can decide for myself?
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:51 pm to Dandy Lion
Why is she holding up the white power sign in Tehran?
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