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re: A couple pick up lines an old guy told me to use
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:18 pm to JumpingTheShark
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:18 pm to JumpingTheShark
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Know how I know you're going home with me tonight? Cause I'm stronger than you.
Trill alter!
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Posted on 5/10/14 at 7:32 am to Byron Bojangles III
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my cousin used "Nice shoes lets frick"
it worked
Incest is bad
Posted on 5/10/14 at 8:57 am to Wet Bandit
You're like a trophy bass I'm not sure whether to eat you or mount you
Posted on 5/10/14 at 9:03 am to lsugal121212
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I'm hope you are joking
It would work a lot better as an Academy joke.
LC
Posted on 5/10/14 at 9:11 am to LongueCarabine
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"I'd make love to you if I thought you could handle it."
That's solid right there.
This post was edited on 5/10/14 at 9:12 am
Posted on 5/10/14 at 9:26 am to GeauxxxTigers23
Are you from Japan?
Cuz I wanna get in japantties!
Cuz I wanna get in japantties!
Posted on 5/10/14 at 10:13 am to couv1217
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1: Did you sit in sugar? Because you sure do have a sweet arse
2: I'm no weatherman but I predict a few inches for you tonight.
I'd never heard these. I thought they were good.
CAPTAIN! Is that you?
Posted on 5/10/14 at 10:34 am to Bunsbert Montcroff
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some good stuff in this thread.
i need to write it down.
I guess the purpose of the lines suuggested in this thread is to break the ice by getting the ladies to bust out laughing. Those are some of the lamest pick-up lines I have ever heard/read. What's wrong with a polite introduction and a few questions to start the conversation? Granted, I am much older than most posters but come on!
Posted on 5/10/14 at 11:55 am to islandtiger
Are you sitting on an F5 key?
Because that arse is refreshing!
Because that arse is refreshing!
Posted on 5/10/14 at 12:00 pm to couv1217
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I'm no weatherman but I predict a few inches for you tonight.
That one is funny.
Posted on 5/10/14 at 12:32 pm to Napoleon
If you jingle my bells I can promise you a white Christmas.
Posted on 5/10/14 at 12:37 pm to couv1217
Write on a napkin, "smile if you want to frick." Works every time.
Posted on 5/12/14 at 7:38 am to bhamtbone
So did anyone get to use any of these great lines on your wife, SO, or some random lay?
If so, how'd it go?
If so, how'd it go?
This post was edited on 5/12/14 at 7:39 am
Posted on 5/12/14 at 8:07 am to Mootsman
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Baby you're like a siberian husky in the sahara.
Hot
White
and your coat would look great on my floor.
That's awesome right there!
Posted on 5/12/14 at 8:10 am to Nado Jenkins83
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Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
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I saw it on a website. It's rather confusing isn't it.
Dick's Sporting Goods? I know we have those stores in MS.
Posted on 5/12/14 at 8:11 am to Isabelle
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My favorite is from a current tv commercial, "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
This is from well before that commercial.
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