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re: A couple pick up lines an old guy told me to use
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:45 pm to Col reb 2011
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:45 pm to Col reb 2011
Say girl I wish you were a screen door so I slam you all day
If you where a sandwich at McDonalds you would be a MCgorgeous
Damn girl i know milk does the body good but how much you been drinking....
If you where a sandwich at McDonalds you would be a MCgorgeous
Damn girl i know milk does the body good but how much you been drinking....
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Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:51 pm to couv1217
When a girl is on the phone:
Why don't you hang up and come talk with me? Cus I got something better to say.
Worked once out of thousands of attempts
Why don't you hang up and come talk with me? Cus I got something better to say.
Worked once out of thousands of attempts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:54 pm to LSUballs
quote:
Hey baby, are your legs tired? Cause you sure are fat.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:20 pm to couv1217
do you work at subway? B/c you are giving me a six inch.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:24 pm to couv1217
At work hitting on the secretary (no pics) about to print something for me:
Secretary, "How do you want it done?"
Me, "Its got to be legal"
Secretary, "Ok, but need to get some more of it though"
Me, "Don't worry I have some, but I hope you have room in there for all my 8.5, by about 11?"
Secretary, "Yeah I can fit it"
(I guess she consents!)
Secretary, "How do you want it done?"
Me, "Its got to be legal"
Secretary, "Ok, but need to get some more of it though"
Me, "Don't worry I have some, but I hope you have room in there for all my 8.5, by about 11?"
Secretary, "Yeah I can fit it"
(I guess she consents!) Posted on 5/9/14 at 1:29 pm to couv1217
Do you have asthma? Cause you got that arse ma'
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:08 pm to VernonPLSUfan
quote:
As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
This one is more than a pick up line, it's so good it could be incorporated into wedding vows
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:10 pm to Will Munny
Would you like to partake in sexual intercourse with me?
I would enjoy that, as well.
I would enjoy that, as well.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:14 pm to h0bnail
Are you a hot dog vendor? Because you sure do know how to make a wiener stand.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:17 pm to couv1217
"Hold on while I reset the range on my Tinder app"
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:18 pm to couv1217
Are you going to be walking to your car alone later?
Have you ever smelled chloroform before?
Have you ever smelled chloroform before?
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:18 pm to couv1217
Say girl feel my shirt. You know what that is? Boyfriend material.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:21 pm to Sampson
These are hilarious
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:37 pm to couv1217
You should sell hot dogs.....cuz you already know how to make a wiener stand.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:41 pm to DeathValley85
I like broccoli, wanna frick?
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:45 pm to Janky
quote:
I like broccoli, wanna frick?
real classy, i'm sure this works every time with the dirt legs down at the ez mart.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 2:54 pm to trillhog
quote:
do you work at subway? B/c you are giving me a six inch.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 3:13 pm to BallCoachinFool
Coach, did you get any help with the home owners insurance? I get a pretty reasonable rate from a guy in Southlake.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 3:14 pm to couv1217
I'm going to treat you like my pinky toe and bang you on every piece of furniture in my apartment.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to your place and spread the word.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to your place and spread the word.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 3:41 pm to lsugal121212
quote:
I'm hope you are joking
I'm hope you come back to my place.
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