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re: 90''s Steven Seagal vs Jean-Claude Van Damme. Who wins

Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:31 am to
Posted by IamPatman
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:31 am to
quote:

high level expert of a shitty "martial art"


Then you know nothing of Aikido...granted some westernization of the practice has morphed into a hippy ho-down almost totally removing all atemi technique (striking), true Aikido under the priciples founded by O Sensei is legit. Seagal has his Shihan and 7th Dan in Aikido as well as black belts in other arts like Shito-ryu, Judo and kendo...he is a legit badass!
(Man, autocorrect nearly whooped my arse in this post!)
Posted by Apache
San Diego
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:32 am to
Seagal
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:32 am to
Posted by bird35
Georgia
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:42 am to
That video belongs in a

"How Many 12 Year Olds Can You Fight At Once."

Thread.

Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
7238 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:44 am to
Seagal fan here.

But, Van Dame would frick him up.

Seagal is so slow.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:57 am to
Van Damme is an awful actor. But he's better than Seagal.
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17321 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

Seagal is so slow.


Right, but Seagal was also delivering those roundhouse kicks wearing skin tight Jordache whereas VD wore tights. Which fabric do you think delivers more power?
Posted by Ba Ba Boooey
Northshore
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 12:06 pm to
Chuck Zito
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68994 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 12:09 pm to
Not all of aikido is shitty,
Most of it, sure
Posted by Kjun Tiger
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 12:12 pm to
Chong Lee would kick both of their asses.

Posted by Apollyon
Member since Dec 2019
2124 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

Whoever Chuck Norris lets live.


When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor: No one slaps Chuck Norris.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
47445 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

The Glimmerman


You see a glimmer, and then you’re dead.

I was thinking about this show the other day. Was this Seagal’s last martial arts film?

Gimme JVD over Seagal.
This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 12:28 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 2:34 pm to
And whoever downvoted

Every tool has its place
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 2:46 pm to
Frank Dux >>>>>>>
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49077 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 2:56 pm to
Neither. Both complain to agents
Posted by chaso
clinton ms.
Member since Aug 2006
2931 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 3:21 pm to
They were both badass back in the day Hollywood made them look fake and when you get OLD you will realize it's hard to know when to stop. Both of them shoulda stopped back in the 90s tops. And if you don't think either one was a badass I bet they would both still kick 99 % of our asses. Lol,
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