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90''s Steven Seagal vs Jean-Claude Van Damme. Who wins

Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:36 am
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:36 am
Sittting here watching The Glimmerman and I'd have to go with Seagal.
This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 11:13 am
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10841 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:37 am to
That widows peak and overall ugliness give him the advantage
Posted by Lsupimp
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Member since Nov 2003
78358 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:37 am to
I’ll take “ Thread that has been done 100 times for 200”, Alex.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98740 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:37 am to
Whoever Chuck Norris lets live.
This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 10:38 am
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:39 am to
Wasn’t Segal a legit badass irl?
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2942 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:41 am to
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Stegal

Really?

This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 10:47 am
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13884 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:41 am to
Van Damme. Anyone that runs like this is a poser

Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Thread that has been done 100 times for 200”, Alex.


Not by me and I'm exceptional.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
11143 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:43 am to
Van Damme was so coked out for that entire decade that he probably couldn't have remembered who he was supposed to be fighting.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:46 am to
Auto correct fricked me
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2942 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:48 am to
Just run, he could never catch you now.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:49 am to
Jean-Claude Van Damme was in Street Fighter. He wins on that alone.

Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29032 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:50 am to
Seagal from Out for Justice would clean house just like in that pool hall.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78358 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:51 am to
I had not factored in your exceptional nature.
Proceed.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
1895 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:55 am to
I'll take Screwface. Him have two face and four eye.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Wasn’t Segal a legit badass irl?

no

he was a high level expert of a shitty "martial art"
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:15 am to
O-T loses because this is a Movie Board post.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:18 am to
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:19 am to
JCVD knows why Richie did Bobby Lupo
Posted by indytiger
baton rouge/indy
Member since Oct 2004
9825 posts
Posted on 5/24/20 at 11:24 am to
According to a little light reading, it seems Van Damme was an actual accomplished Karate practitioner. He started as a kid, earned a black belt, and competed and won in some high level tournaments in his teens and 20's. He was also a "Mr. Belgium" bodybuilder.

It also seems that Steven Seagal is full of crap. Here's a pretty good video of him showing his skills in Japan.

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