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re: 9-5 Monday-Friday jobs are for schmucks

Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle
Member since Jan 2023
7015 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:19 pm to
I got a blowjob today
Posted by T_don
Abbeville
Member since Dec 2019
427 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:19 pm to
I pray this is made up and you didn’t write all that thinking we would actually like you
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
3519 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

Goes to daycare until noon. Its essentially school for 2 year olds.
you got that backward oh great one
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1412 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:27 pm to
I’ve never understood people (usually millennials/genz) who claim people weren’t meant to work 40-50 hrs, 5 and 6 days a week for their whole life just to retire at 65 and die 5 years later.

Tell me at what point in time in the entirety of human history did people not have to work their arse off for their entire lives, and usually just to literally survive.

Hey it would be great if no one had to but guess what, for 99% of people this has been the norm since the beginning of human existence and likely will be for the remainder.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3788 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:35 pm to
Dont let the haters hate. I quit my job 2 years ago. Now i write screenplays and generally fart around like sonny from Big Daddy.

Chase your dream big dog. Everyday can be Friday if you play it right!
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18664 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:48 pm to
Enjoy your 14 days off. We’ll see you back in the platform soon
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52902 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Dont let the haters hate. I quit my job 2 years ago. Now i write screenplays and generally fart around like sonny from Big Daddy.

Chase your dream big dog. Everyday can be Friday if you play it right!

In general, I agree with you. Do you have a family though?

I'm not necessarily shitting on OP, but if you are a man with a wife and kids living like the dude in the Big Lebowski doesn't generally lead to positive outcomes for the kids or society.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61347 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 9:55 pm to
Amway’s the way huh bruh?


Posted by GetMeOutOfHere
Member since Aug 2018
1006 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 10:13 pm to
I sometimes wonder - is it one person who posts on these bullshite accounts with bullshite stories, or is it a different person for each account?
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19149 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 10:25 pm to
Congrats on the random vacation day off. It has never happened to anyone else ever. Thanks for posting it.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3788 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 10:33 pm to
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In general, I agree with you. Do you have a fami


I do and they don't understand a lick of why I'm doing what I'm doing. My mother thinks I'm a loser. But I'm from one of those "have to get straight A's and live a text book life" kinda families.

Luckily I left myself a little runway. Got a huge buy-out on my pension and have some rental properties that keep the lights on.

I got an invite to afm this fall so that is helping morale wise.

Though I feel like I've mentioned this before but when everyday is Friday that shite causes problems. For instance, when is the last time you said no to a beer on vacation before lunch? Now imagine that, but every day. That's the one part I'm not dealing well with, especially this summer, admittedly.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31991 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 10:41 pm to
Easiest downvote I've ever given anyone in my time on this site.

No need to go in depth with this, but OP is a total liar and fricking loser.
Posted by Toss_Dive
Member since Jul 2022
284 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 10:42 pm to
Why did you tell us this?
Posted by motoxfmx27
Member since Nov 2011
206 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 11:02 pm to
I bet you did!

quote:

Had a nice high protein breakfast
Posted by everytrueson
San Diego
Member since Mar 2012
7456 posts
Posted on 8/5/24 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

9-5 Monday-Friday jobs are for schmucks


Jokes on you. I work 8:30-4:30 and don’t take a lunch because I’m remote.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
62177 posts
Posted on 8/6/24 at 12:57 am to
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10/10 Monday


So much so that you felt you needed validation and came here to find it.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34176 posts
Posted on 8/6/24 at 1:15 am to
quote:

buffalo trace homemade old fashioned


one day you'll be a big boy and drink like a man
This post was edited on 8/6/24 at 1:18 am
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
1984 posts
Posted on 8/6/24 at 2:50 am to
HaHaHa
You missed out on Gunsmoke and Bonanza with the 30 minute nap thrown in, Rookie.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135170 posts
Posted on 8/6/24 at 5:06 am to
You must be a govt worker
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40394 posts
Posted on 8/6/24 at 5:12 am to
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living like the dude in the Big Lebowski


What do you have against the dude?
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