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re: 71 stolen cell phones recovered by NOPD

Posted on 2/16/26 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5067 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 3:14 pm to
They have to go back
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 3:33 pm to
I like to keep a burner phone for emergencies and shady shite.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7148 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 4:32 pm to
My ex-BIL was a state trooper and every year, he an another trooper would dress plain clothes, and mingle in the Bourbon St Mardi Gras crowd. One of their main jobs was to look for pickpockets. A remember one year he bitched about arresting a dude on the Saturday before MG, and on MG day they caught the same dude and arrested him again.
Posted by 1609tiger
Member since Feb 2011
3808 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 4:34 pm to
Call ICE
Posted by TSmith
New Orleans, La.
Member since Jan 2004
2344 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

front pocket

The professional pickpockets that converge on New Orleans during Mardi Gras do not care what pocket you put your phone in.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27761 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

Christian Noela, 31, Rosa Freire, 59, Fernanda Almagro, 24, Joselyn Soque, 29, and Andres Ambo
I see we are still getting their best and brightest.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78363 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:02 pm to
They are probably grabbing most off the bar top or when someone sets them down.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4700 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Christian Noela, 31, Rosa Freire, 59, Fernanda Almagro, 24, Joselyn Soque, 29, and Andres Ambo Chacaguasay, 18, have all been arrested in connection with the thefts.

Not gonna lie... those are some pretty cool sounding names.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38444 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:05 pm to
I don’t care if they’re citizens. ICE needs to give them all a free ride to CECOT. frick a thief.
This post was edited on 2/16/26 at 5:06 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72404 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:05 pm to
That's why I keep my phone in my front pocket.

Pick away, senoras.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74812 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:18 pm to
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My wife
Rules for thee, we wanna see.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62175 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 6:38 pm to
Well, they every phone nowadays is worth over $500, so there should be 70 felony counts there. By my count, there should be enough felony charges there to keep these fellows in prison for a damn long time.

No deportation…you commit crime in America you have to pay up through prison, IMO.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
10817 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 6:56 pm to
Hang them.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26899 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 8:25 pm to
NOPD needs to buy some of those Israeli exploding cellphones.
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