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re: 67 year old Uptown Girl Christie Brinkley

Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:10 pm to

12 yo Sao launched many a rope to 29 year old Christie.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120383 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:14 pm to
Who used to watch the vacation movie just to see her?
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
12190 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:25 pm to
Time is undefeated


That was my humorous attempt at ‘elbows too pointy’ from back in the day
If you’re an 80’s kid, Christie followed by Kathy Ireland was your growing up ‘oh, NOW I understand’…

Prolly won’t be around to post this dumb shite much longer but had to point out the obvious haha
She’s still amazing.
I remember her in Vacation in the Ferrari before I knew how to tie shoes.
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 9:31 pm
Posted by SOLA
There
Member since Mar 2014
3709 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:25 pm to
Body still looks firm
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25851 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:40 pm to
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That said, this is the OT, so I’d drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass just for a chance to line up and snort the old dust that falls off her unshaven cooz

Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13532 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:48 pm to
67 is the new 69.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37162 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:50 pm to
She’s cray
Posted by JFT96
Member since Dec 2021
672 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:57 pm to
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It's California, so he will likely be released.





Especially the skinny ones.
Her face is botoxed to hell and shes had that weird eye lid surgery that looks horrible on older people
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32811 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:58 pm to
Her and Liz Hurley defy science

Posted by rocky mountain way
Mountains because beaches are lame
Member since Jan 2022
298 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:01 pm to
You have to remember that these are her best photos and the photos that she deemed worthy of showing the world.

Catch her in some normal lighting and angles etc and she will look a lot more like a normal 67 year old.

Not bashing her, it's just that time is cruel to men and women alike.

Arnold S was Mr Olympia umpteen times and now he looks like your fat grandpa that used to play linebacker in high school.

Christy and Arnold were the standard for the 70s/80s and now even they don't look that different than everyone else their age.
Posted by Manlaw35
Member since Jan 2013
1332 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:13 pm to
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If you’re an 80’s kid, Christie followed by Kathy Ireland was your growing up ‘oh, NOW I understand’…


Followed by Elle Macpherson.





Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37185 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:22 pm to
Elle in the wet green see through suit made me salute with no flag in sight
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
33981 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:25 pm to
Pretty damn good for 67.

Bing bong.
Posted by rocky mountain way
Mountains because beaches are lame
Member since Jan 2022
298 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:26 pm to
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Time is undefeated

Old people can't win.
If they keep their weight down the lack of collagen makes their skin look wrinkled and thin.
If they are fatter their skin looks more youthful and full, but they are fat.

Father time gives no f's about how well you took care of yourself.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
26770 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:29 pm to
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How is this possible?

Posted by LSUcam7
FL
Member since Sep 2016
8856 posts
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:39 pm to
69 upvotes.

Don’t be the guy.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 11:50 pm to







Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
22594 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 12:13 am to
The following is 100% Camille Paglia

Until the 20th century, men and women worked apart in their own separate spheres.

In farming communities for example, the men worked in the fields all day, while the women remained at home where they focused on household chores. And the work they did at home was important, it was everything from laundry, to sewing, to cooking, to raising the children. And the oldest women were in charge. They had lived long lives, and their experience was prized. So they made the decisions.

Young beautiful women? They had very little power, because they were so young and inexperienced. The men may have liked them, but that didn’t matter much.

Modern life ended that. Men and women worked together, and the matriarchs were eliminated. For women their leverage in life, their power, was reduced almost exclusively to their beauty.

Once upon a time aging didn’t matter, because you would gain power over the years, running your family. Now that was over.

That’s a problem.

For women, your value peaks in your early twenties, and then drops, rapidly.

So women desperately try to forestal the inevitable.



*As we’ve become increasingly atheist society, we’ve become very materialistic, and concerned with our own mortality. Because we no longer believe there’s anything there, after we die.
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 12:20 am
Posted by LSUAngelHere1
Watson
Member since Jan 2018
10137 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 12:16 am to
She’s beautiful but looks worse with cheek implants.
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 12:17 am
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6263 posts
Posted on 1/18/22 at 12:18 am to
I’ve never thought about having sex with someone eligible for or receiving Social Security/Medicare. Until now. And I’m entirely okay with it.
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