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re: 67 year old Uptown Girl Christie Brinkley
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:10 pm to HubbaBubba
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:10 pm to HubbaBubba
12 yo Sao launched many a rope to 29 year old Christie.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:14 pm to HubbaBubba
Who used to watch the vacation movie just to see her?
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:25 pm to HubbaBubba
Time is undefeated
That was my humorous attempt at ‘elbows too pointy’ from back in the day
If you’re an 80’s kid, Christie followed by Kathy Ireland was your growing up ‘oh, NOW I understand’…
Prolly won’t be around to post this dumb shite much longer but had to point out the obvious haha
She’s still amazing.
I remember her in Vacation in the Ferrari before I knew how to tie shoes.
That was my humorous attempt at ‘elbows too pointy’ from back in the day
If you’re an 80’s kid, Christie followed by Kathy Ireland was your growing up ‘oh, NOW I understand’…
Prolly won’t be around to post this dumb shite much longer but had to point out the obvious haha
She’s still amazing.
I remember her in Vacation in the Ferrari before I knew how to tie shoes.
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:40 pm to Nguyener
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That said, this is the OT, so I’d drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass just for a chance to line up and snort the old dust that falls off her unshaven cooz

Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:57 pm to Eightballjacket
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It's California, so he will likely be released.
Especially the skinny ones.
Her face is botoxed to hell and shes had that weird eye lid surgery that looks horrible on older people
Posted on 1/17/22 at 9:58 pm to HubbaBubba
Her and Liz Hurley defy science
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:01 pm to HubbaBubba
You have to remember that these are her best photos and the photos that she deemed worthy of showing the world.
Catch her in some normal lighting and angles etc and she will look a lot more like a normal 67 year old.
Not bashing her, it's just that time is cruel to men and women alike.
Arnold S was Mr Olympia umpteen times and now he looks like your fat grandpa that used to play linebacker in high school.
Christy and Arnold were the standard for the 70s/80s and now even they don't look that different than everyone else their age.
Catch her in some normal lighting and angles etc and she will look a lot more like a normal 67 year old.
Not bashing her, it's just that time is cruel to men and women alike.
Arnold S was Mr Olympia umpteen times and now he looks like your fat grandpa that used to play linebacker in high school.
Christy and Arnold were the standard for the 70s/80s and now even they don't look that different than everyone else their age.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:13 pm to Drank
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If you’re an 80’s kid, Christie followed by Kathy Ireland was your growing up ‘oh, NOW I understand’…
Followed by Elle Macpherson.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:22 pm to Manlaw35
Elle in the wet green see through suit made me salute with no flag in sight
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:25 pm to HubbaBubba
Pretty damn good for 67.
Bing bong.
Bing bong.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:26 pm to Drank
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Time is undefeated
Old people can't win.
If they keep their weight down the lack of collagen makes their skin look wrinkled and thin.
If they are fatter their skin looks more youthful and full, but they are fat.
Father time gives no f's about how well you took care of yourself.
Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:29 pm to HubbaBubba
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How is this possible?

Posted on 1/17/22 at 10:39 pm to HubbaBubba
69 upvotes.
Don’t be the guy.
Don’t be the guy.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 12:13 am to DavidTheGnome
The following is 100% Camille Paglia
Until the 20th century, men and women worked apart in their own separate spheres.
In farming communities for example, the men worked in the fields all day, while the women remained at home where they focused on household chores. And the work they did at home was important, it was everything from laundry, to sewing, to cooking, to raising the children. And the oldest women were in charge. They had lived long lives, and their experience was prized. So they made the decisions.
Young beautiful women? They had very little power, because they were so young and inexperienced. The men may have liked them, but that didn’t matter much.
Modern life ended that. Men and women worked together, and the matriarchs were eliminated. For women their leverage in life, their power, was reduced almost exclusively to their beauty.
Once upon a time aging didn’t matter, because you would gain power over the years, running your family. Now that was over.
That’s a problem.
For women, your value peaks in your early twenties, and then drops, rapidly.
So women desperately try to forestal the inevitable.
*As we’ve become increasingly atheist society, we’ve become very materialistic, and concerned with our own mortality. Because we no longer believe there’s anything there, after we die.
Until the 20th century, men and women worked apart in their own separate spheres.
In farming communities for example, the men worked in the fields all day, while the women remained at home where they focused on household chores. And the work they did at home was important, it was everything from laundry, to sewing, to cooking, to raising the children. And the oldest women were in charge. They had lived long lives, and their experience was prized. So they made the decisions.
Young beautiful women? They had very little power, because they were so young and inexperienced. The men may have liked them, but that didn’t matter much.
Modern life ended that. Men and women worked together, and the matriarchs were eliminated. For women their leverage in life, their power, was reduced almost exclusively to their beauty.
Once upon a time aging didn’t matter, because you would gain power over the years, running your family. Now that was over.
That’s a problem.
For women, your value peaks in your early twenties, and then drops, rapidly.
So women desperately try to forestal the inevitable.
*As we’ve become increasingly atheist society, we’ve become very materialistic, and concerned with our own mortality. Because we no longer believe there’s anything there, after we die.
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 12:20 am
Posted on 1/18/22 at 12:16 am to HubbaBubba
She’s beautiful but looks worse with cheek implants.
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 12:17 am
Posted on 1/18/22 at 12:18 am to HubbaBubba
I’ve never thought about having sex with someone eligible for or receiving Social Security/Medicare. Until now. And I’m entirely okay with it.
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