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re: 63 years old. Just had my first bar fight.

Posted on 1/13/20 at 4:31 am to
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50724 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 4:31 am to
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Did they charge you for the plates broken/damage? WTF kinda tea did you drink?
Only one glass broke Most hit his body and fall was broken.

Milo's sugar-free. 3 days of misery. Still can't get my gut to feel right. Probably need probiotics.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29433 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 4:41 am to
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If you're wife doesn't know her role and is starting shite with randos at a bar getting you into bar fights in your 60's, she sounds like a trashy alcoholic.



I ain't Mike Jones, keep my name out your mouth.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15734 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 5:36 am to
the best part of this is that when you end up with the bill from the restaurant you dont have to worry about the wife nagging you about it for the rest of your life.
Posted by CaptN
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2013
384 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 6:37 am to
Seven shots of Irish on top the bubble guts? Now THAT'S impressive!
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 6:40 am to
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Anyway, yes, I got laid. Twice. She's been extra nice all day


1. She's your wife.
2. Congrats on banging out meemaw.

You codependent pathetic losers should be proud of yourselves.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107432 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:48 am to
Sounds like you came to chew hubba Bubba and kick arse and by the time Ole baw mouthed off, you were all out of hubba Bubba.
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5919 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:06 am to
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Grapevine
hard country.


Isn't that the home of the original Fellowship Church?



Yes, and there's really nothing "hard country" about Grapevine. I think we've had one murder in 5 years. We're a small city right between Dallas and Fort Worth. Anyone familiar with the area will tell you it's a great place to live....perfect location in DFW.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30281 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:18 am to
Physical assault over name calling???

Thought you guys didn't approve of that.





Just kidding. I would've punched somebody too for that.
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:23 am to
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The hippie chick wanted a ride to the airport, and he told her that another couple sitting there with us would take her. The wife of that couple told my wife she was uncomfortable with that. My wife, took it upon herself to tell hippie chick that she would need to find another way to get to the airport.


I was thinking you were trashy until i read this. Hippie chick sounded like a hoe, your wife was in the right letting the hippie know thats not appropriate.

Dude who got punched probably wont be married too long with the wife whom he was flirting right next to.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100169 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 9:57 am to
Sounds like your wife is a bitch and should stop being a cock block. Let the guys wife deal with it if she has a problem with his flirting.
Posted by icegator337
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
3698 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:12 am to
Sounds like your wife was a bitch that needed to mind her business. You doing this enables her bullshite.
quote:

turned the table (filled with glasses and dishes from dinner) over on him and landed a blow on his right cheek

If you needed to hit him that's fine, but at least don't flip a table and spill everyone's shite. That's just stupid and draws attention to yourself. It doesn't accomplish anything

and you're 63 years old and had 3 double Jamesons and a single? You sound trashy AF

Hopefully, you're arrested for assault
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
7570 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:27 am to
That dude must have forgot to check your knuckles.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38839 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 10:30 am to
Your wife probably deserved it for being a bitch
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12402 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 11:36 am to
quote:

don't flip a table and spill everyone's shite.

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