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re: 40 yo woman gives checklist to matchmaker
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:34 am to Tornado Alley
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:34 am to Tornado Alley
I'll saddle up and see if I'm the man of this crazy arse woman's dreams:
1) Seven figure salary - FAIL
2) Morning routine - PASS
3) Exercise in the morning - PASS
4) Exercise in the morning with group accountability - FAIL
5) Morning nutrition smoothie - PASS
6) At least 5'10" - PASS
7) "Obviously in very good shape" - PASS
8) Full head of hair - PASS
9) Christian "but not take it too seriously" - PASS
10) Impeccable wardrobe - FAIL
11) Tailored suits - FAIL
12) Look good in greens and blues - PASS
13) No jewelry - PASS (unless a watch counts)
14) No tattoos - PASS
15) From a good family - PASS
16) Never been married - PASS
17) No kids - PASS
18) First wife - PASS
19) Our children are my only children - PASS
20) No allergies - PASS
21) Likes animals - PASS
22) Cat person - FAIL (I like them but dogs are superior. I would never get a cat on my own but if she wants one then sure, just don't let the house smell like cat piss and litter and cat hair everywhere)
17/22. Yes! I'm safe from her crazy arse!
1) Seven figure salary - FAIL
2) Morning routine - PASS
3) Exercise in the morning - PASS
4) Exercise in the morning with group accountability - FAIL
5) Morning nutrition smoothie - PASS
6) At least 5'10" - PASS
7) "Obviously in very good shape" - PASS
8) Full head of hair - PASS
9) Christian "but not take it too seriously" - PASS
10) Impeccable wardrobe - FAIL
11) Tailored suits - FAIL
12) Look good in greens and blues - PASS
13) No jewelry - PASS (unless a watch counts)
14) No tattoos - PASS
15) From a good family - PASS
16) Never been married - PASS
17) No kids - PASS
18) First wife - PASS
19) Our children are my only children - PASS
20) No allergies - PASS
21) Likes animals - PASS
22) Cat person - FAIL (I like them but dogs are superior. I would never get a cat on my own but if she wants one then sure, just don't let the house smell like cat piss and litter and cat hair everywhere)
17/22. Yes! I'm safe from her crazy arse!
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:44 am to CunningLinguist
Bitch could have a side job sniffing for bombs
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:45 am to UKWildcats
She’s so selfish. My kids are our only kids.
Bitch if I’m this great I’m spread thy seed
Bitch if I’m this great I’m spread thy seed
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:52 am to CunningLinguist
She's a 2 and likely past the age of having kids or very close to it 
Any man with a 7 figure salary, even if he's ugly, could land an 8
Any man with a 7 figure salary, even if he's ugly, could land an 8
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:53 am to TheOtherWhiteMeat
Yeap, for all the ladies thinking all men keep the hairline if a boy, you are mistaken.
quote:
By age 35, more than 65% of American men will have experienced hair loss, and by age 50, around 85% will have signs of thinning hair.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 10:06 am to Morgus
She is an awkward looking 40 year old receptionist that has a law degree but cannot pass the bar exam. She believes that as soon as she passes the bar exam she will be made full partner and then will magically jump into the managing partner role. What kind of firm would even consider her as associate?
It has to be a troll because she objects to a potential match based off of his name and suggests maybe he would change his name. Either not real or she needs to be institutionalized.
Matchmaker: "I look forward to this challenge..um...I mean opportunity."
It has to be a troll because she objects to a potential match based off of his name and suggests maybe he would change his name. Either not real or she needs to be institutionalized.
Matchmaker: "I look forward to this challenge..um...I mean opportunity."
Posted on 11/21/25 at 10:11 am to CunningLinguist
She’s bat shite crazy. And not the kind that is also crazy in bed.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 10:11 am to CunningLinguist
she looks old AF and young AF at the same time
Posted on 11/21/25 at 10:12 am to CunningLinguist
Should be half of the dating pool just on this site.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 10:13 am to dgnx6
quote:
By age 35, more than 65% of American men will have experienced hair loss, and by age 50, around 85% will have signs of thinning hair.
46 and my hairline might be stronger than when I was 18
Posted on 11/21/25 at 10:30 am to Tornado Alley
quote:
9) Christian "but not take it too seriously"
So, not a Christian, just a modern-day United Methodist, PC-USA, or the like.
This post was edited on 11/21/25 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 11/21/25 at 10:36 am to mudshuvl05
quote:
Fake social media brain rot content.
Yup. Designed for clicks, forwards, reposts.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:19 am to CunningLinguist
Nostrildomaus would be a good username for her.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:42 am to CunningLinguist
Crazy cat lady eh….this chick is either insane, HIGH maintenance or both
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:09 pm to RustyDaDog
quote:
HIGH maintenance
and she’s nowhere near hot enough to be high maintenance
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:11 pm to CunningLinguist
why is there a 5 page thread on a video made for the sole purpose of rage-bait?
I turned it after 10sec. Its lame and boring.
I turned it after 10sec. Its lame and boring.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:12 pm to Turnblad85
quote:
why is there a 5 page thread on a video made for the sole purpose of rage-bait?
slow day on the OT
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:17 pm to CunningLinguist
Sure thing, Ozempic Greta Thunberg
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:19 pm to Shexter
What the frick is this?
That list was bad enough, but this bitch be crazy
That list was bad enough, but this bitch be crazy
Posted on 11/21/25 at 12:28 pm to Spaceman Spiff
quote:
What the frick is this?
That list was bad enough, but this bitch be crazy
https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/which-one-of-you-california-baws-is-going-to-marry-lisa-billboard-woman/121109511/
quote:
A San Francisco Bay-area woman is supersizing her search for love, one highway billboard at a time.
Featuring a photo of 42-year-old Lisa Catalano and her website, MarryLisa.com, the signs have garnered thousands of applications from interested men.
After spending six months on dating apps with nothing meaningful to show for it, Catalano decided it was time she took a different approach.
“I decided, you know, I’m going to create my own personal dating website and see if I can drive traffic to it and get some dates out of it,” she said. “And so far, so good.”
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