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re: 40 yo woman gives checklist to matchmaker
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:27 pm to CunningLinguist
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:27 pm to CunningLinguist
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Not too Catholic. 
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Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:29 pm to CunningLinguist
full head of hair 
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:48 pm to CunningLinguist
That woman isn't even cute.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 5:01 pm to CunningLinguist
Hill-arious!!!
Posing as the female George Costanza !!
The interviewer biting her tongue a dozen times was priceless.
Posing as the female George Costanza !!
The interviewer biting her tongue a dozen times was priceless.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 5:03 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
full head of hair
The only checked box that really counts.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 5:13 pm to CunningLinguist
So, a full head of hair (with whatever nonsense she has going on.)
A Christian but not actually a Christian
Mothefricker better drink a smoothie with his exercise (group accountable) routine
He better have tailored blue or green suits that cover up his skull and bones tattoos
No kids but able to have kids with a 40 year old eggs dried up harpy...
Sheeeeet
A Christian but not actually a Christian
Mothefricker better drink a smoothie with his exercise (group accountable) routine
He better have tailored blue or green suits that cover up his skull and bones tattoos
No kids but able to have kids with a 40 year old eggs dried up harpy...
Sheeeeet
Posted on 11/20/25 at 5:16 pm to dewster
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Single fat bald guys her age with decent income have the pick of whatever they want
Im single and fat, no body wants me, trust me.
Thats gotta be a joke,
And shes looking for a man she can cheat, and cheat on the reg.
This post was edited on 11/20/25 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 11/20/25 at 5:18 pm to CunningLinguist
What’s up with that hair dooo. Oh and she gonna be looking for a long time
Posted on 11/20/25 at 5:21 pm to fr33manator
This woman is batshit crazy. The 7 figures + full head of hair eliminated 99.997% of men out there. Let alone the other shite she wants. And she's not attractive, she has no chance.
She should be looking for a hard working middle class guy that holds Christ close to his heart, but isn't preachy. And work with the rest.
She should be looking for a hard working middle class guy that holds Christ close to his heart, but isn't preachy. And work with the rest.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 5:24 pm to Tornado Alley
-We found a guy who meets all criteria but he has a mild allergy to pollen and he exercises in the evening instead of the morning.
-Tell him to get fricked!
-Tell him to get fricked!
Posted on 11/20/25 at 5:28 pm to CunningLinguist
fake
Posted on 11/20/25 at 5:32 pm to CunningLinguist
Full 14 minute interview. More funny stuff.
Excellent acting and parody.
"My last serious relationship....*sigh* probably 20 years ago." / voice fry...Penelope almost loses it.
Excellent acting and parody.
"My last serious relationship....*sigh* probably 20 years ago." / voice fry...Penelope almost loses it.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 6:35 pm to CunningLinguist
That's not even a reasonable checklist if she WERE attractive. She is going to be very alone and very covered in cat hair.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 6:52 pm to CunningLinguist
I'm mid 40's and single - its absolutely absurd what women "require" for their matches and is a reason why I've checked out and resigned to being single. I couldn't possibly dream of dealing with their bullshite for the last days of my life. Single women with multiple kids don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to requirements out of a guy like me that makes $100k, but every time I go on a first date it felt like I was walking into a HR meeting having to explain who I am and what I bring to her "krewe". F all of that.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 6:54 pm to CunningLinguist
Ragebait. No one takes someone like that seriously.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 6:54 pm to dewster
quote:
Single fat bald guys her age with decent income have the pick of whatever they want.
I can confirm that this is not true.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 6:57 pm to CunningLinguist
And these dumb broads wonder why men are flocking overseas to pick up wives.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 7:00 pm to CunningLinguist
That ugly bitch ain't pulling a guy with a seven figure income.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 8:23 pm to CunningLinguist
A full head of hair?
Bitch, look in the mirror
Bitch, look in the mirror
Posted on 11/20/25 at 8:33 pm to CunningLinguist
I’m sure this is fake, but the 7 figure salary was hilarious. Not net worth - salary.
There are tons of extremely wealthy people that don’t have a 7 figure salary.
Surgeon making $850,000? Nope, not good enough.
There are tons of extremely wealthy people that don’t have a 7 figure salary.
Surgeon making $850,000? Nope, not good enough.
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