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30 EYEBALLS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY

Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:39 pm
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:39 pm
WTF Link

WYOMING MAN FOUND WITH 30 EYEBALLS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY

Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.

Read the rest here.
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:40 pm to
Not opening that link for any reason
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:41 pm to
Must have been a Floridian vacationing in Wyoming
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

30 EYEBALLS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY


what were they looking at?
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Read the rest here.

Eye think I'll pass.
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:41 pm to
Nah


Not reading that shite.
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:42 pm to
the O-T is a fake news free zone. Have a down vote.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:43 pm to
Well, eye don't see the big deal
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:43 pm to
Nothing to see here.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:43 pm to
I
SEE
WHAT
YOU
DID
THERE
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:43 pm to
https://www.snopes.com/cow-eyeballs-in-dui/
quote:


There is no truth to the above-quoted story. This is just another piece of “satire” from a fake news web site.

There are several telltale signs that this story is fake. First, no other major publication has reported the strange story of “Roy Tilbott” and his fetish for cow eyeballs as real news. Second, the photo included in the Crazed article shows a man named James Joe Nordwall (not Roy Tilbott), a serial rapist who was sentenced to 100 years in prison in 2014.




https://trib.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/rock-springs-serial-rapist-sentenced-to-years-in-prison/article_a4384b94-222e-539e-8f81-642d9d1052a1.html
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:43 pm to


his a-hole must've been extremely dilated
This post was edited on 3/7/17 at 2:46 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:44 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/22/17 at 12:29 am
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45192 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:44 pm to
From the article:

Bovine eyeball from Tilbott's rectum.


Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:45 pm to
Do you remember when... we used to sing... sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
2155 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:47 pm to
erectile dysfunction? I'm sure shoving 30 cow eyeballs up my arse would fix that!
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:49 pm to
Eye for one, am appalled.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
30130 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Tilbott explained his actions: “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.”

Tilbott told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months.

“I put them in soups,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”

Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12921 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:51 pm to
sorta like having your head up your arse?
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 3/7/17 at 2:53 pm to
I bet you are fun at social gatherings.
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