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re: 3 gunmen rob 20 people at Patois Restaurant in NOLA

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Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:55 am to
I didn't say it was. I just told you what the best outcome would be.
Posted by lsu2006
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:55 am to
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a few concealed weapon carriers and this would have had a happy ending


Great idea. Brandish a weapon to 3 hostile, armed robbers in a crowded room. That surely couldn't backfire in any way. John Wayne to save the day!
This post was edited on 8/21/15 at 9:56 am
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:55 am to
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Can we have threads on every violent crime in every city?



I don't see what's stopping you from making any
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:56 am to
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New Orleans needs it's own superhero though. What would he or she be called and what would their shtick be?


Dindu. When something goes down, he didn't do nothing. Just a good old boy on his way to school.

By day, the perfect teenager who lives a great life, by night his mom repeats the same line about him while he beats the shite out of criminals and kills them.
Posted by BayouBengals03
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Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:57 am to
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This is like a king with his castle under siege and he is worried about a small tree in the yard that is spoiling the view out of his window.



Nailed it.
Posted by Swagga
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:57 am to
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I'd rather have the robbers dead and no innocents injured if I'm being honest.



Worst case is someone tries to be a hero and pulls out his weapon. So he hits one of the guys at best while the other 2 open fire and shoot not only him but probably innocents. Especially considering these types typically aren't the best shooters. Anyone who thinks a concealed carry holder could have solved this is losing their mind.
Posted by wizziko
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 9:58 am to
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New Orleans needs it's own superhero though. What would he or she be called and what would their shtick be?


Glassman
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:00 am to
It was those statues
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:02 am to
Maybe the ChoppaCopa. Fed up with the understaffed and overworked futility of the Chopper city police force, deputy Sargent coonass dons a mask and becomes ChoppaCopa. The ruthless detective sprays his choppa all over the ghettos wiping out anyone who won't talk and anyone who breaks the law.

His valiant sidekick: Oliver Kravitz aka Oh Kay Token. A black sidekick who goes with him everywhere to talk to the media and assure everyone that ChoppaCopa isn't a racist.

And their arch enemy. Fergie Son. A dangerous Asian crime boss with the ability to cause people to riot and burn cities whenever ChoppaCopa stops a crime being committed by a black man.
This post was edited on 8/21/15 at 10:09 am
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:03 am to
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Anyone who thinks a concealed carry holder could have solved this is losing their mind.


Well it is possible. If a special forces ace shooter with tactical training and shooting skills was there and got the jump on them from behind then he could have solved it.

Unlikely, but possible.
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:22 am to
lol which ward does he reside in..or is he privileged? Etc.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:25 am to
Midcity. Mix of high end to low end. Easy access to the whole city for crime stopping effectiveness
Posted by REG861
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:25 am to
The city needs a militia. I would take a paramilitary unit at this point. Nothing will stop these little pieces of shite until their blood is spilling.
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:26 am to
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lol which ward does he reside in..or is he privileged? Etc.




Dindu lives in Desire.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:26 am to
The "religious leaders" will come together along with Mitch to put an end to this.
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:31 am to
So he has no fears. But what is his weakness?
Posted by chillygentilly
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:35 am to
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No one died and two of the guys were caught.


Hold up, they caught two of them already?
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:36 am to
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what is his weakness


His weakness is inherent in his background and his costume. Like daredevil, he is a normal person cleaning up crime.

His arch enemy:

Gabriel Zimm. A sort of villainous anti-hero. He tries to clean up crime as well, but it rebuked for it, so he goes insane. A latino-american former neighborhood security guard who attacks Dindu when he least expects it. Usually when he's hiding in the shadows.
This post was edited on 8/21/15 at 10:38 am
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 10:37 am to
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Hold up, they caught two of them already?


I really don't understand how any of these guys are caught TBH. It blows my mind b/c they would just disappear into their neighborhood and then how would you find them
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