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re: 2 arrested in buffet brawl over crab legs

Posted on 2/27/19 at 5:24 pm to
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 5:24 pm to
That's how you make a quality headline
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21114 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 5:24 pm to
Honestly, Jameis Winston has so much name recognition with crab legs, he should start Famous Jameis Crab Legs and make bank. His tag line could be “Famous Jameis crab legs are a steal.”
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103782 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 5:26 pm to
I always feel like I’m about to be assaulted by a fat black woman whenever I eat pizza buffet. They’re like a herd of cattle whenever pizza comes out
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30389 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 5:26 pm to
Those snow crabs from 2015 are pretty good
Posted by LSU Alumnus
Member since Nov 2017
1831 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 5:28 pm to
I wonder if you could design a restaurant that encourages more of these incidents, and just promote it as dinner entertainment. And leave more tongs lying around.
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
29855 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 6:04 pm to
I can definitely tell who was to blame here....
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103782 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

you'd think with all the food poisoning there would be very few buffets. And yet they are everywhere.


Not as many as there used to be. I remember the days of shoneys breakfast and Western Sizzlin and a Ryan’s or Golden Corral and a catfish buffet in every decent sized town
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21085 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

I think a war could break out in the South over crab legs. People are not reasonable when it comes to crab legs down here.



Count me in the frenzy.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 11:00 pm to
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Seafood buffets are fricking gross but considered fine dining by Alabama’s finest residents



Tell me the next time a restaurant in Mississippi wins a James Beard for Best Restaurant in America, baw.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 11:07 pm to
Someone from Mississippi talking shite about anything from Alabama
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 11:09 pm to
I don't give a frick about crab legs, but I hate mother frickers that take a half a pan of crab legs for themself and leave the other 20 people in line to divide up the rest.

People who show zero regard for other people deserve to have their arse kicked.

As God as my witness, I hate ignorant rednecks and black trash.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 2/27/19 at 11:10 pm to
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Someone from Mississippi talking shite about anything from Alabama



I'll take my lumps from anyone except MS, LA, and NM.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
23313 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 12:06 am to
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with all the food poisoning


Food poisoning at restaurants is rare.

You sound like a dumbass.
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 5:59 am to
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The station reports Chequita Jenkins is charged with assaulting John Chapman, who suffered a cut on his head. Chapman is charged with disorderly conduct
Chequita was probably used to her family eating crustaceans as it was once a popular prison food.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28715 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 6:09 am to
If I could dial in my stereotypes I would say the two patrons:

Dude: prob a gump who sounded like Hank Hill waits patiently in line for fresh crab legs

Culcha chick: cuts buffet line when food is out and checks ole baw’s privilege

Calamaity ensues

Thats kinda how I pictured that going down
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 6:44 am to
I avoid buffets because the quality of people that frequent them. I don't eat crab legs for the same reason.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42714 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 6:48 am to
If you get foot poisoning from a restaurant you’re doing something wrong
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77682 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 6:50 am to
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I avoid buffets because the quality of people that frequent them. I don't eat crab legs for the same reason.


You seem like a really good person. Maybe even Superior to most. Do you also practice random acts of kindness?
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 7:04 am to
I knew it was gonna be AL.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41357 posts
Posted on 2/28/19 at 7:08 am to
I heard this on the radio this morning driving in to work. Came to post but the OT already did work.
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