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re: 1973 Chrysler gets into a fender bender accident and totals modern car

Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:24 am to
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
10001 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:24 am to
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planned obsolescence is real. whether it's your car, phone, or whatever... they want that shite to break as soon as possible.


Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31581 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:28 am to
It's fake, but I would still love to have that Chrysler.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:33 am to
Here's a real example of a modern car hitting a 60s tin can:



Female, Asian driver (stereotypes are based on reality) jumps a curb and impaled a Pontiac.


Her car was actually still drivable.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31581 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:34 am to
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Oh, let's drive that old Chrysler down to Mexico, boy.

keep your hands on the wheel there..
Posted by Delacroix22
Member since Aug 2013
4537 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:40 am to
This gif is so wild to me

The complete lack of safety mechanisms in the older car is confusing my brain.

It's amazing people survived car accidents back then at all.

No crumple zone.
No airbag.
Dude just goes chest head and neck into a crumping steel column and windshield
The entire cabin gets destroyed
The fricking driver side front tire blsting into the cabin and pushing your femurs backwards off your pelvis

Brutal
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3976 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:42 am to
You got suckered, zigg
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:46 am to
So did a lot of people...

People believe anything they see.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16421 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 7:53 am to
My parents had a 73 New Yorker.. What a pile of shite.. They traded it in 3 or 4 years later.. But not before my brother decided to take it on a short road trip to the Gulf Coast and the POS broke down... Now my dad had to spend money to get the car towed and fixed before trading it in...
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31674 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 8:48 am to
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Modern cars have to meet safety standards and are designed to take the brunt of the impact vs your body taking the impact. Some of y’all are truly fricking retarded


I think everyone here knows that. You don't think a bunch of guys who talk about cars all the time don't know that shite? Jesus, dude... maybe it's you that's "fricking retarded".

The image is cool because you can see the stark difference in how the cars are constructed to take damage. We know how it works, it's cool seeing it.

This post was edited on 7/19/25 at 10:29 am
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17720 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:38 am to
That’s not a good comparison at all. It’s apples to oranges.

Let’s see what happens when the old car T-bones the new car.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17720 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:43 am to
My family had a big old Chrysler around that year model or perhaps a couple years later.

It was huge. It really was like a land yacht.

I could stretch out from head to toe in the backseat. Some really good times were had back there.

I don’t remember it giving us any problems. I would love to have that car right now.

Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:50 am to
Totally not shocked. I wish manufacturers would go back to the sheet metal of the 70s and earlier
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 9:50 am to
dp
This post was edited on 7/19/25 at 9:51 am
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4947 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:04 am to
In 1970 I was stationed in Iceland.One morning I was driving a Dodge pickup,stopped at a stop sign and a Lieutenant in a Cherolet(Navy) truck hit me in the rear going pretty fast.
Dodge truck was barely damaged,Chevrolet truck was totaled

I saw the bastard coming,in the rear view mirror.I slid down the seat and pushed down on the brake pedal.Knocked me all the way across the intersection.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39639 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:10 am to

quote:

Here's a real example of a modern car hitting a 60s tin can:



The original post was supposedly a modern car hitting a 7Os car.

I posted a modern car that really did hit a 60s car.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62248 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:11 am to
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Let’s see what happens when the old car T-bones the new car.



Agreed!
Posted by TIGERHOLD
Orleans Parish
Member since Mar 2022
1269 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:19 am to
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Let’s see what happens when the old car T-bones the new car.


Can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet:

LINK
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11788 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 2:12 pm to
The frick are you even babbling about? Most of the ot gives two shits about cars.

My reply to the OT is in reference to the OP saying everything is made to be disposable
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17720 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 2:35 pm to
That’s been posted and that is a head-on collision and not a T-bone collision which I referenced in the post to which you are responding.
I maintain that a T-bone collision of the old vehicle, especially the one in the OP, into the new vehicle at almost any speed would be absolutely catastrophic to the inhabitants of the car being struck.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31674 posts
Posted on 7/19/25 at 2:48 pm to
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The frick are you even babbling about? Most of the ot gives two shits about cars.


Is that why there are car and truck threads on here all the time? Because they don't give two shits?

You need to settle!!!!
This post was edited on 7/20/25 at 12:31 am
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