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02/14/2019: Valentine's Day Masturbation Massacre
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:12 am
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:12 am
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A 33-year-old single man from Bloemfontein in South Africa died on Valentine’s Day afternoon after he masturbated 62 times in a row. It has been reported that the man, identified as Davido Mabuza, self-pleasured himself a world record 62 times, before dying of a heart attack. It is speculated that he was suffering from depression due to being ‘extremely lonely’ on Valentine’s Day. David’s mother called security officials after discovering his corpse in his room. Officer Ronny Mkhize told Nusa reporters what they saw when they opened David’s bedroom door. “The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”.
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Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
0/10
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
Over 24 hours, that's once every 23 minutes 
How much dust was shooting out towards the end?
How much dust was shooting out towards the end?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
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his pen*s was detached from his body
well, might as well be dead.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
How did they get the 62 number?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:14 am to Displaced
His mother confirmed
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:14 am to arseinclarse
How do they know the exact number of times he jerked off? Was he keeping notes?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:15 am to arseinclarse
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self-pleasured himself a world record 62 times
Hold my frickin beer
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his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”.
Oh shite, nevermind give me my beer back
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 11:17 am
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:17 am to arseinclarse
Why are they avoiding spelling out penis?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:18 am to Mr. Hangover
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:18 am to arseinclarse
I mean, if you’re gonna write a fake story, at least make it a good one
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:19 am to arseinclarse
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masturbated 62 times in a row
How the frick is that even possible...
quote:
after discovering his corpse in his
Who says that?
Daily Pakistan
another...
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 11:24 am
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:23 am to arseinclarse
Why are you reading dailypakistan.com?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:28 am to arseinclarse
love some fake news stories
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:29 am to arseinclarse
Challenge accepted. BRB.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:40 am to Jim Rockford
So how did they know how many times he did it?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 11:44 am to arseinclarse
yeah, this doesn't sound real at all
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:16 pm to arseinclarse
Hold that tiger...
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:25 pm to arseinclarse
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we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand
How could they see it with all the hair on his palm?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:26 pm to arseinclarse
That time.....when you should have stopped at 61, it would’ve been enough
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