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*** GDT What’s up?
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:20 am
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:20 am
Good Morning Err’body 
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she gently steps with her high heels on the bar stool and plops herself on the bar top, crosses her legs, and seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she gently steps with her high heels on the bar stool and plops herself on the bar top, crosses her legs, and seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
This post was edited on 6/13/20 at 9:07 pm
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Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:21 am to Bullfrog
Up
Good morning
Good morning
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:23 am to Bullfrog
up.
Glasses broken.
Not a good morning.
Glasses broken.
Not a good morning.
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:25 am to Bullfrog
I'm with you, Baw. Let's meet at Tin Lizzie's and go out to the sandbar. Oh, wait! I live in FL now.
I hate when I go to sleep with my glasses on and bend/break them.
I hate when I go to sleep with my glasses on and bend/break them.
This post was edited on 6/13/20 at 6:26 am
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:30 am to Bullfrog
Ima up Bully
Morning, everybody
COC1, outside with my crows friends
Morning, everybody
COC1, outside with my crows friends
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:34 am to Bullfrog
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:36 am to t00f
I’m up baw. Getting ready to make the 8.5 hr trip home from the beach 
This post was edited on 6/13/20 at 6:39 am
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:36 am to Bullfrog
Mornin everybody
Woke up before 5 and have been crackalackin since then.
Woke up before 5 and have been crackalackin since then.
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:39 am to Pisco
I hope Fl does not shutdown by the time we get out there. Mid July.
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:45 am to t00f
quote:
I hope Fl does not shutdown by the time we get out there. Mid July.
#peepeeincokeflu numbers have recently started to jump in FL. They say we are not closing down this time.
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:46 am to Bullfrog
Mawnin y’all
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:47 am to Hangit
Right. They don’t produce hospital and vent numbers which I find interesting.
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:48 am to Bullfrog
Good morning Bull, Hang, Rock.
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:48 am to Hangit
They say the same thing aboot Texas but it is just because they have gone from 10k tests a day to >40k
The infection rate hasn’t changed much
The infection rate hasn’t changed much
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:48 am to t00f
Oh and COC2, I need it.
Gonna do a butt today I think.
Gonna do a butt today I think.
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:49 am to Bullfrog
Work. Saving lives and preventing hives
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:53 am to Bullfrog
Been working since 4:50 am 
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:58 am to Bullfrog
WTG Frogger (complete with excellent joke) 
Chai tea 1
I wake up early now like an old person. Wait I am an old person.
Chai tea 1
I wake up early now like an old person. Wait I am an old person.
Posted on 6/13/20 at 6:58 am to Bullfrog
Good morning.
Posted on 6/13/20 at 7:00 am to Hangit
quote:Next weekend, that is da plan.
I'm with you, Baw. Let's meet at Tin Lizzie's and go out to the sandbar.
Yo jeffsdad, t00f, Joe, Winnie, boot, Wally, Pisco, Torch, WDSouth
Where mouser been? Guess the girlfriend has him tied up and lock down.
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