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Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald's In 3rd Round

Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:00 am
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
63924 posts
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:00 am
That's cold




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GREEN BAY, WI — After free falling out of the first two rounds, Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called as McDonald's drafted him in the third round as a fry cook.

After two years playing quarterback at Colorado with father and NFL legend Deion Sanders as coach, McDonald's had seen enough tape to pull the trigger on hiring him for $15/hour to cook french fries.

"While his Frymaster technique needs refinement, the talent is undeniable," said local McDonald's manager Kevin Barton. "We believe Shedeur has a high floor and tremendous upside, with the potential to be running the drive-through within six to twelve months. We're excited to get him in the building and see what he can do."

Draft analyst Mel Kiper Jr. gave the pick a "B+" rating, saying that while Sanders fills a clear need for the understaffed McDonald's off I-40, the pick was a bit of a reach. "I understand they needed to shore up their line cooks, I get it," said Kiper. "Sanders fits the scheme of what the general manager at McDonald's is trying to do. He can slide right in and contribute on day one. But when you look at his combine numbers, his performance at the cash register, I just don't see this being someone who can carry a McDonald's franchise. It was a little early to spend that pick with so much talent still left on the board."

At publishing time, Sanders had donned his new team hat and uniform, stating that he was "ready to put his head down and get to work" at his first shift tomorrow.

Babylon Bee


Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:12 am to
HighLife just blew a vessel at seeing this
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
19924 posts
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:13 am to
He isn’t smart enough to work at McDonald’s
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
63924 posts
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:14 am to
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Chad504boy


Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
68743 posts
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:16 am to
There is a certain segment of twitter that will absolutely blow a gasket over this.
Posted by High Life
Member since Dec 2014
2966 posts
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:38 am to
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HighLife just blew a vessel at seeing this


Didnt realize I was a shedeur fan

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Teams passed on Shedeur because when he opens his mouth he sounds like a retard. No it’s not because he’s black or Deon’s kid or any of this other stuff. Watch him in any interview, he sounds flat out stupid. He tries way to hard to sound confident and cocky like his dad. If he drops the cool guy act he will be better off and probably make a decent qb


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First off, Sheduer sounds legitimately stupid when he speaks. Not a black thing, or a Deion thing, it just is what it is. Go pull up any video of him talking and you can hardly follow what he’s saying. Not because of dialect or anything like that. He literally talks in catch phrases and tries to sound smart.


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If I’m taking a QB in the first round I’m evaluating everything about him. Not just a few numbers

He botched all his interviews. He sounds stupid when he talks. Coaches don’t want that. GMs and Owners don’t want it. At least not in the 1st round

Posted by Kool Kaliper
Mansfield, TX
Member since Nov 2018
1608 posts
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:44 am to
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Shedeur Sanders Drafted By McDonald's In 3rd Round


You mad he is going to take your spot on the cash register.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
18978 posts
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:51 am to
The draft is over, and the Saints passed on him 6 times. Unless and until he becomes a starting QB and we are facing him, can we move these Sanders threads over to the more sports board?
Posted by icecreamsnowball
Member since Mar 2025
154 posts
Posted on 4/28/25 at 11:52 am to
This is lame
Posted by sunnydaze
Member since Jan 2010
32051 posts
Posted on 4/28/25 at 1:01 pm to
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