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re: Payton coaching Arkansas?

Posted on 4/19/12 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

me too...dude seems excited as hell to be here



of course he is, look at where he's coming from. Cant wait to see what Spags can do next year with the talent we have and the guys we've picked up.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
6336 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 3:25 pm to
Just wait til he throws Matty Melt to the ground and gets a tip. I'd be happy as hell to be there too.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166417 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 3:31 pm to
This board sucked to high heaven today.
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 3:32 pm to
You and the impossibly high standards you set for everyone.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

This board sucked to high heaven since the bounty shite broke



Yup
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 3:36 pm to
So they think that Arkansas won't have any draft eligible players? NFL front office guys contact college head coaches all the time, and with Payton banned from contacting anyone in the NFL...
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
31621 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Payton coaching Arkansas?



Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42846 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 4:02 pm to
If Payton did that, I would fire him immediately if I was the Saints brass
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64424 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 4:47 pm to
Thoughts?

Um...this is a horrible post for countless reasons.
We need a CSP sticky for ALL CSP threads or this sh#t will be on going all through the season.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 4:49 pm to
So, this is the joke for the day?
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64424 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 4:50 pm to
It will be like this all year long.
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 4:55 pm to
Personally I like the "Let's use the money we would have paid CSP to sign Brees.'
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64424 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

joke for the day?



A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel from his ship attached to his balls.



















The bartender says, whats with the steering wheel on your crotch?








































The pirate says arrr its drivin me nuts.
:rimshot:
This post was edited on 4/19/12 at 5:04 pm
Posted by TigerKnights
Member since Jun 2011
3276 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 5:23 pm to
Wait so he can't attend a college game, but he could coach a team?
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30212 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 7:29 pm to
I agree. As a program just marred by what Petrino did, you want to find someone solid to come in and keep this ship from sinking. Arkansas has a good thing going RIGHT NOW, so maybe they try to take advantage the opportunity to get Payton there with what they think is a team that can win it all.

Highly doubtful that will happen, but what they could do IF they actually go the Payton route, is get someone in there who is deemed to take over the program next year for sure. Get that out there up front, bring that individual on and let Payton go to work with the top 5 team you have now.

Arkansas is gonna be in the news regardless. Just as well be about Payton than what Petrino did.

This post was edited on 4/19/12 at 7:30 pm
Posted by Saint Nicholas
The North Pole
Member since Sep 2009
1917 posts
Posted on 4/19/12 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

It's possible for me to have no penis if I decide to chop it off.


/thread
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37344 posts
Posted on 4/20/12 at 10:05 am to
It makes perfect sense to me. A guy that has been around football as much as SP has, can't be immediately removed from it and forced to something else. He will go bat shite crazy. Coaches are a different breed and often can't cope with normal society.
Posted by blueslover
deeper than deep south
Member since Sep 2007
22792 posts
Posted on 4/20/12 at 10:31 am to
I like the idea Breesus, for all the lame arse endless bounty crap related threads we should just add jokes, as in, this is a joke thread. I'm pretty tired of the banality, gotta get something going here to infuse some life.

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Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".
to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, I knocked her up all day"
"Did you get a blow job?"
"Naw, I couldnt find her head"
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 4/20/12 at 10:52 am to
On a bounty note, here is a conversation had during Payton's appeal:

Roger: Sean, Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?

Payton: No.

Roger: I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Appeal denied, enjoy your year off.
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