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How will ESPN handle the Analzone?

Posted on 5/1/17 at 2:47 pm
Posted by Scoob
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 2:47 pm
Let's just take a second and consider this: that name has exploded, and it's not going to go away.

Most draft reviews say the kid is very good, and there's a chance he might start. If not he could still make a lot of plays.

Just by the way he looks and the highlights, he seems a little flashy... not an anonymous guy out there.

Imagine- Defense making a stand, he's out there with that long blonde hair waving his arms to pump up the crowd, and the Dome plays "Danger Zone" on the PA..... you KNOW what the chant is gonna be

How in the hell will ESPN be able to cover that? It will KILL them!
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 2:47 pm to
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ESPN


Who?
Posted by blueslover
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 2:50 pm to
Disney watchers remain I guess
Posted by Morecowbell
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 2:51 pm to
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How in the hell will ESPN be able to cover that?


He's a white male...they won't.
Posted by Broken Ear Glen
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 2:52 pm to
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that name has exploded


no it hasn't
Posted by WicKed WayZ
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 2:52 pm to
Everyone loves the nickname, but let's not act like it's actually going to catch on anywhere other than here
Posted by Lilpickles
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 2:54 pm to
They will handle it exactly like Caitlyn Jenner would...
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
20382 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 2:56 pm to
you're telling me you won't watch Sportscenter?

Ok, then substitute in FOX, CBS and the NFL Network. Or are all broadcasts taboo?

The point is simply this-
this guy looks like he might be the type that would embrace the attention, instead of getting pissy about the nickname. He is projected as a good player and could see the field.

If he makes a couple of plays and somebody has the balls to play "Dangerzone" on the PA just once, that shite will explode. And yet, it's probably still too NSFW to actually cover in mainsteam media... but the Dome would be rocking.

It'd be sort of like whatever the Broncos fans chant (I keep forgetting it), sounds cool and it's distinctively a Denver thing... but in our case, it can't be explained or mentioned by the announcers.
Posted by Scoob
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:00 pm to
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Everyone loves the nickname, but let's not act like it's actually going to catch on anywhere other than here

Here, as in locally, or here, as in the Rant?

Just about everyone I've talked the draft with, is aware of "analzone". It isn't just an internet thing.

Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:08 pm to
AnalZone will never make an appearance outside of message boards and sports geeks living rooms.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:12 pm to
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AnalZone will never make an appearance outside of message boards and sports geeks living rooms.


Fact
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:17 pm to
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AnalZone will never make an appearance outside of message boards and sports geeks living rooms.




Honestly it would really depend if the player actually embraces it. Matthieu didn't like Honey Badger at first but eventually he bought into it and it took off nationally.

If he goes out in public with an AnalZone Tshirt it just may take off.
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 3:19 pm
Posted by LakeViewLSU
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Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:18 pm to
Its a stupid name anyway. Anzalone is a common name.

Analzone sounds like something a 5 year old came up with.

This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 3:19 pm
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:18 pm to
With fire
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:24 pm to
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Analzone sounds like something a 5 year old came up with.


Well we are on Saints Talk
Posted by BigVoodoo
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:24 pm to
nm
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 3:25 pm
Posted by MoneyShot
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:26 pm to
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Just about everyone I've talked the draft with, is aware of "analzone". It isn't just an internet thing.


Your friends are fricking stupid too.
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
20382 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:29 pm to
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Your friends are fricking stupid too.

you sound tense
Posted by BUGAtGOAT
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:29 pm to
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Honestly it would really depend if the player actually embraces it. Matthieu didn't like Honey Badger at first but eventually he bought into it and it took off nationally.

If he goes out in public with an AnalZone Tshirt it just may take off.


I hope he wears that shirt, in the post-game interview following our 45-10 THRASHING of the Patriots, in which AnalZone has 12 tackles and 2 sacks. And then he says "I'm just here to rape quarterbacks"

The SJW everywhere will go nuts. NFL fans EVERYWHERE (except Atl, Car, and TB) will love him.

Posted by Fat Bastard
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 3:29 pm to
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ust about everyone I've talked the draft with, is aware of "analzone". It isn't just an internet thing.





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