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Drew Brees on Conan

Posted on 2/1/16 at 10:52 pm
Posted by fladohado
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2010
3108 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 10:52 pm
It is replaying at 11:30. Previously aired at 10.
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 2/1/16 at 11:05 pm to
I'm here to talk about this great new sandwich place called Jimmy John's.
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 2/1/16 at 11:12 pm to
He discussed Newman while wearing purple pants.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108309 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:21 am to
It sounded like Drew was in an ad placement for Microsoft.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13146 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:35 am to
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It sounded like Drew was in an ad placement for Microsoft.


That's what all these players and ex-players are during SB week. Companies pay them to go on talk shows to advertise. Tim Brown was on Dan Patrick this morning with a Kay Jewelers pin on his lapel. I'd like to see the breakdown of the money Drew would make from actually being in the game vs how much Microsoft pays him for this week.
Posted by AlabamasSalaryCap
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
2944 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:51 am to
here:

LINK
Posted by Mystery
Member since Jan 2009
9072 posts
Posted on 2/2/16 at 11:58 am to
Yea, caught it live. Don't waste your time, he just sucked off for Microsoft. Even made sure to say it was not their fault for the tablets not working last week.
Posted by duaneb87
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2011
86 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 7:19 am to
Well, it wasn't. It was stadium WiFi issues. So, he's wrong for telling the truth?
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100716 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:18 am to
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Yea, caught it live. Don't waste your time, he just sucked off for Microsoft. Even made sure to say it was not their fault for the tablets not working last week.


Drew Magary nailed it about how annoying Brees is:

quote:

Your quarterback: Drew Brees, who is the Mike & Mike of NFL quarterbacks. When Brees isn’t busy negating a 5,000-yard season by committing two dozen turnovers, he is busy whoring every possible shitty product out there: Welch’s fruit snacks, three-wheeled motorcycles, sham supplements, etc. He probably doesn’t even look at what he’s endorsing anymore.

BRAND MANAGER: Hey, Drew! Endorse this! (throws pile of money at him)

BREES: Sure! What is it?

BRAND MANAGER: Just shut up and read the copy!

BREES: I’ve been chewing Hitler-brand chewing gum my whole life, and I won’t stop now! I’M A HITLER GUY ALL THE WAY!
Posted by Meateye
Alvin Kamara 2017 ROY!!!
Member since Mar 2007
10248 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:35 am to
quote:

SirWinston


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72752 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:57 am to
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Tim Brown was on Dan Patrick this morning with a Kay Jewelers pin on his lapel.
Jerry Rice was on DP's show earlier this week as well hawking Kay Jewelers shiite as well.

Except Jerr cain't pronounce the words "jewelry" or "jewelers".

They come out as "jewry" and "jewrss".

tGOAT until he dabbles in what sounds like Semitic commentary.
This post was edited on 2/4/16 at 2:43 pm
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
13963 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:46 am to
Would you not do the same if you were him? I would...
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72752 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:53 am to
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Would you not do the same if you were him?
Mispronounce the words?

Naw, baw.
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13681 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:37 pm to
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Drew Magary


I get that people read him for comic relief and not his great sports knowledge but does any sports writer have as big a following as he does while knowing literally nothing about sports?
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