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whatiknowsofar
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Member since Nov 2010
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Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
SONS

IT TURNS OUT WE MAY NOT TOTALLY frickING SUCK. PELS HAVE WON 4 STRAIGHT, TONIGHT WOULD MAKE IT frickIN 5 IN A ROW AND BRING US TO frickIN .500.

PRAISE BE TO ZION "AIR GUMBO" WILLIAMSON. TNT POSTED A TWEET CALLING HIM A 6 FOOT 7 SHAQ, AND SHAQ SAID "SLOW DOWN". NO SHAQ, WE AINT frickING SLOWING DOWN, WE'RE GONNA RUN STRAIGHT THROUGH THESE WEAK frick BULLS ON THE SECOND GAME OF A frickING BACK TO BACK. SHUT THE frick UP AND GO REBUILD YOUR KRISPY KREME.

ZION IS RAPIDLY IMPROVING HIS GAME AND THE LEAGUE IS PAYING THE frickING PRICE FOR HIS DOMINANCE. GONE ARE THE frickING DAYS OF HIM BLINDLY DRIVING TO THE RIM AND FORCING THE frickING ISSUE, HE NOW HAS TWO 40% 3PT SHOOTERS TO DISH TO IN BI AND BLED. HE'S DIMING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND WAIT HOLD ON I'M AT WORK AND JUST GOT A BONER shite...

OKOKOK HOLY shite LONZO frickING BALL LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN MOTHERfrickING NBA PLAYER. I HOPE THAT MOTHERfrickERS LIGHT STAYS ON. THAT 3 HE DRILLED TO OPEN THE GAME SPOKE VOLUMES TO THE CONFIDENCE HE'S PLAYING WITH. PLEASE GOD CONTINUE TO PROVE US WRONG LONZO, YOU'RE PLAYING LIKE THE 3RD GUY THE PELS NEED.

IF I'M BEING FULLY HONEST, WE DON'T SING THE frickIN PRAISES OF JOSH HART ENOUGH. THIS frickING DUDE HAS GIVEN 110% EVERY GAME THAT HE HAS EVER PLAYED FOR US. SHOTS NOT DROPPING? frick IT I'M STILL GONNA PLAY D AND GET BOARDS. LOSE BALL? MORE LIKE MINE TO frickIN GET. WHEN MRS.KNOWSOFAR AND I PROCREATE A FUTURE PEL FAN I WILL TELL HIM/HER ABOUT EFFORT AND MY DICTIONARY WILL HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM NEXT TO THAT WORD. GIVE HIM THE FULL MLE GRIFFIN, DONT BE A PUSSY.

NOW WE PLAY THE frickING BULLS TONIGHT, A TEAM MIRED IN MEDIOCRITY LED BY SOME DUDE NAMED ZACH LAVINE. FIRST OF frickING ALL ZACH LAVINE SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A DUDE IN A BOY BAND THAT SINGS FALSETTO THAT ISNT EVEN COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM. CHICAGO AS A CITY IS LIKE A shite VERSION OF NEW ORLEANS WITH TWICE THE VIOLENCE AND HALF THE FOOD. MOTHERfrickER EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO COOK A STEAK AND MAKE A HOTDOG, YALL AINT SPECIAL FOR IT. THE ONLY THING SPECIAL ABOUT CHICAGO TONIGHT IS THE FACT THAT ZION IS PLAYING IN IT.

WE FLAP

THEY LOSE

PELS W
DEEP DISH SUCKS L


Mickey Goldmill
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saints5021
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Member since Jul 2010
11221 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
SONS, CAME HERE TO GET PUMPED, WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED...PARK THE MOTHERfrickING TANK BAWS!!!


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drake20
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Oct 2005
12574 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
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MOTHERfrickER EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO COOK A STEAK AND MAKE A HOTDOG,




jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
3408 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
looked at some stats for first time..

Lonzo has improved on every single stat vs career.. including 66% free throw vs 50%, and 2 Turnover vs 2.6

Really starting to feel like it's time to bring Lonzo back into the fold, let the young guys run with the 2nd unit, and let JJ be the one to go in a trade


dirtytigers
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
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Member since Dec 2014
1649 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
His first step is impressive. Hes going to the rim more often just needs to start converting at a hire clip and he can easily be a 18ppg guy


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drake20
New Orleans Saints Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
12574 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
Lonzo jacks them 3s like he’s JJ Redick.

...but after the slow start, he’s sitting at 37% after hitting 38% last year. Highest FG% of career right now.
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Pelicans15
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Bossier
Member since Mar 2019
386 posts

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THAT ISNT EVEN COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE A DRUG PROBLE


You just killed that man haha. Brutal


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Fun Bunch
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
79780 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
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THE ONLY THING SPECIAL ABOUT CHICAGO TONIGHT IS THE FACT THAT ZION IS PLAYING IN IT.





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BowDownToLSU
LSU Fan
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Member since Feb 2010
15218 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
I’m flapping let’s GEAUXXXXX


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Hester Carries
USA Fan
Member since Sep 2012
17400 posts

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Im flapping and my arms arent moving....

you do the math...



ILL DO IT FOR YOU! IM TALKIN BOUT MY DICK!!!!


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Solo
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2008
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Zion gets his first of many triple DUBS tonight.

Pels - 117
CHI - 105


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kpop1
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Jan 2018
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Game day crack! It makes me proud!! FU, Chicago!! Go Pels.


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NannerB_EazyPellyBoi
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Sep 2020
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re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
That last paragraph killed me!
This post was edited on 2/10 at 12:31 pm


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MrJimBeam
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2009
5595 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
Da Pelicans 172

Da bears -2

Zion gets the first quadruple double and breaks da glass

Da pels


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shel311
Nicholls St. Fan
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Member since Aug 2004
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ZACH LAVINE SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A DUDE IN A BOY BAND THAT SINGS FALSETTO THAT ISNT EVEN COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.
Get this dude his own Netflix special!!!


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ScoopAndScore
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2008
11413 posts

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Not enough upvotes to give


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A Menace to Sobriety
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Jun 2018
12605 posts

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SHUT THE frick UP AND GO REBUILD YOUR KRISPY KREME.




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NolaTiger52
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2018
1025 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
How’s everyone feeling about Pels -2.5 tonight?


txbd
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2014
1994 posts

re: Pels v Bulls: the drive for 5s
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How’s everyone feeling about Pels -2.5 tonight?


Every time I bet on us we lose. Therefore I will sit this one out as well and let you guys stack stacks


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