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Why do fat guys and computer geeks like heavy metal so much?

Posted on 10/26/14 at 9:36 am
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 9:36 am
Every heavy metal fan I have ever met is either a greasy fat guy or a greasy computer type dude...why is this? Discuss
Posted by TFTC
Chicago, Il
Member since May 2010
23541 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 9:54 am to
I know a ton and none fall into those category... that I can recall..

That said, I didn't realize so many adults listened to metal until I moved to NOLA years back... I don't think I knew anyone in BR that did, after a certain age...
Posted by urinetrouble
Member since Oct 2007
20639 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 9:55 am to
That's how they release their inner fat-guy angst.
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 10:26 am to
I like heavy metal, and I am neither.
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21591 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 10:35 am to
I like heavy metal. I guess I could qualify as a computer geek as well so your theory may hold true, but it is also real big in skate/surf culture.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42219 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 11:27 am to
Why do so many rednecks listen to country?
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 11:59 am to
quote:

Why do so many rednecks listen to country?


It's obvious, they like cruisin' down a dirt road, with their Guuurl by their side, sipping on a cold beer.
Only to later stop on that dirt road , and sit upon their tailgate, with the aforementioned guuuurl.
This post was edited on 10/26/14 at 12:01 pm
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 12:28 pm to
Heady are you a big video gamer?
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21591 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Heady are you a big video gamer?


No, not at all. I can wreck shop in NFL Blitz on 64 though.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12442 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 2:03 pm to
I'm neither and I love metal!
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76311 posts
Posted on 10/26/14 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

Every heavy metal fan I have ever met is either a greasy fat guy or a greasy computer type



Spaulding Smails

You should met a lot more people.
This post was edited on 10/26/14 at 4:53 pm
Posted by BRL79
Member since Mar 2014
3124 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 1:39 pm to
Why does any adult white person listen to rap?
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 1:48 pm to
I've seen people from literally all walks of life listen to metal.

It's an intense, empowering, and sometimes intellectual form of music that can instill a sense of pride in you.

It's certainly not limited to the sort of individuals you so casually mentioned.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

It's obvious, they like cruisin' down a dirt road, with their Guuurl by their side, sipping on a cold beer. Only to later stop on that dirt road , and sit upon their tailgate, with the aforementioned guuuurl.


What about a dip? gotta have a dip to be a cuntry song.
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8536 posts
Posted on 10/28/14 at 6:48 am to
Tatoos and beards?
Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
10665 posts
Posted on 10/28/14 at 8:58 am to
quote:

I'm neither and I love metal!


+1.

And I know plenty more like us. OP can suck a dick.
Posted by Dr._Jimes_Tooper
Member since Jul 2013
2358 posts
Posted on 10/28/14 at 9:56 am to
+2

Agalloch in the car today
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