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Spin's "top 100" guitarist list

Posted on 5/4/12 at 1:27 am
Posted by quail man
New York, NY
Member since May 2010
41262 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 1:27 am
Spin's 100 "Greatest" Guitarists

this list is awful. and should be laughed at. Kurt Cobain at 4. Skrillex at 100. No Hendrix. Just lots of lolz and trolls
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
25978 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 1:45 am to


oh. my.

There are bad lists and there are BAD lists.....wow

No Clapton???? No BB King or Robert Johnson?
No Duane Allman, Jimmy Page, SRV, Eric Johnson, Van Halen, Via, Satriani, Malmsteen, Patrucci...???
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 1:52 am to
It is some type of diversity based joke, of that I am sure.
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
25978 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 1:57 am to
yea. no doubt some kind of PC list...

I mean....they include a woman and exclude Eric Johnson.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 2:42 am to
No Hendrix, BB, Buddy Guy, SRV, Clapton, Allman, Trucks, Johnson. Vai, the list goes on and on.


Cobain? Skrillex?

Good joke
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11234 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 5:22 am to
:|
Posted by rutiger
purgatory
Member since Jun 2007
21961 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 6:41 am to
Total trolling article. I mean, im a huge hip hop fan, but jam master jay at 10 is laughable.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:05 am to
This list is impossibly dumb, i agree, but many of you didnt read this:

quote:

of All Time Prince & PJ Harvey (Photo: Getty Images) Prince & PJ Harvey / Photos by Getty Images May 3 2012, 8:45 AM ET by SPIN Staff To celebrate the new generation of shredders profiled in our May/June "Loud Issue," the SPIN staff decided to find some wheedle in a haystack, taking on the impossible task of ranking our favorite guitar players of all time. Traditionally, the "greatest guitarist" timeline begins with Robert Johnson magically conjuring the blues, nears perfection with Eric Clapton mutating it beatifically, and then ultimately reaches a boomer-baiting Rock and Roll Hall of Fame apotheosis with the free-spirited Jimi Hendrix shooting it into space like feedback-laden fireworks. For this list, we veer toward the alternative canon that kicks in with the Velvet Underground trying to erase that form entirely, making guitar solos gauche and using instruments as sadomasochistic tools for hammering out sheets of white heat. As you will see, our list embraces outsiders, trailblazers, outliers, and Eugene Chadbourne playing a rake. We don't worship "guitar gods," but prefer our axe-wielders to be resourceful, egalitarian, flawed, and human. We're not drawn to Olympic feats of fleet-fingered athletics, unless they're used for unique and exploratory ends. We see the mewling histrionics of Jeff Beck as tyranny instead of catharsis. The name Derek Trucks is practically alien to us.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35975 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:13 am to

Wow that list sucks.
This post was edited on 5/4/12 at 7:18 am
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:18 am to
This a non traditional list for sure.

It's an interesting take actually.

It's not the same old "Hendrix/Clapton/Vaughn" list.
Posted by Douglas Quaid
Mars
Member since Mar 2010
4121 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 7:57 am to
The was truly absurd. They listed Syd Barrett and NOT David Gilmour.
Posted by CoolHand
Member since Dec 2011
2117 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:35 am to
quote:

We don't worship "guitar gods," but prefer our axe-wielders to be resourceful, egalitarian, flawed, and human

Translation; Our list sucks.

By any definition, if you don't include Hendrix on any Of All Time list, it's just stupid.

ETA: I think this is the Hipster's GOAT list.
This post was edited on 5/4/12 at 8:38 am
Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5367 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:42 am to
List is ridiculous, however,

Tom Verlaine and Prince are legit top 10s IMO.
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
25978 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:49 am to
quote:

of All Time Prince & PJ Harvey (Photo: Getty Images) Prince & PJ Harvey / Photos by Getty Images May 3 2012, 8:45 AM ET by SPIN Staff To celebrate the new generation of shredders profiled in our May/June "Loud Issue," the SPIN staff decided to find some wheedle in a haystack, taking on the impossible task of ranking our favorite guitar players of all time. Traditionally, the "greatest guitarist" timeline begins with Robert Johnson magically conjuring the blues, nears perfection with Eric Clapton mutating it beatifically, and then ultimately reaches a boomer-baiting Rock and Roll Hall of Fame apotheosis with the free-spirited Jimi Hendrix shooting it into space like feedback-laden fireworks. For this list, we veer toward the alternative canon that kicks in with the Velvet Underground trying to erase that form entirely, making guitar solos gauche and using instruments as sadomasochistic tools for hammering out sheets of white heat. As you will see, our list embraces outsiders, trailblazers, outliers, and Eugene Chadbourne playing a rake. We don't worship "guitar gods," but prefer our axe-wielders to be resourceful, egalitarian, flawed, and human. We're not drawn to Olympic feats of fleet-fingered athletics, unless they're used for unique and exploratory ends. We see the mewling histrionics of Jeff Beck as tyranny instead of catharsis. The name Derek Trucks is practically alien to us.
this is dumb and its why the world sucks.
Posted by AUtigR24
Happy Hour
Member since Apr 2011
20144 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 8:54 am to
If Zakk Wylde isn't in the top 5 the list is not legit.
Posted by floyd of pink
Metry
Member since Nov 2011
3335 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 9:05 am to
jesus that was a terrible list..even for a joke
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 9:15 am to
quote:

If Zakk Wylde isn't in the top 5 the list is not legit.


Top 5 all time? Interesting choice. Amazing how different tastes will sway rankings. What some may find as nothing special, another may put the person on a pedastal. All opinion though, no true right or wrong. The guy can play, just not someone I'd mention close to that high. Again, this may also have a lot to do with my preference in style and genre.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62223 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 9:17 am to
Best list I've seen so far.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 10:07 am to
hold up, Gilmour isn't listed at all?
Posted by blueslover
deeper than deep south
Member since Sep 2007
22792 posts
Posted on 5/4/12 at 10:24 am to
one more time-

For this list, we veer toward the alternative canon that kicks in with the Velvet Underground trying to erase that form entirely, making guitar solos gauche and using instruments as sadomasochistic tools for hammering out sheets of white heat.

As you will see, our list embraces outsiders, trailblazers, outliers, and Eugene Chadbourne playing a rake. We don't worship "guitar gods," but prefer our axe-wielders to be resourceful, egalitarian, flawed, and human. We're not drawn to Olympic feats of fleet-fingered athletics, unless they're used for unique and exploratory ends. We see the mewling histrionics of Jeff Beck as tyranny instead of catharsis. The name Derek Trucks is practically alien to us.

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