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Post some of the absolute stupidest lyrics you've ever heard.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 8/22/15 at 10:44 pm
Dafuq is this:
Driving through town, just my boy and me
With a Happy Meal in his booster seat
Knowing that he couldn't have the toy 'til his nuggets were gone
A green traffic light turned straight to red
I hit my brakes and mumbled under my breath
His fries went a-flying and his orange drink covered his lap
Driving through town, just my boy and me
With a Happy Meal in his booster seat
Knowing that he couldn't have the toy 'til his nuggets were gone
A green traffic light turned straight to red
I hit my brakes and mumbled under my breath
His fries went a-flying and his orange drink covered his lap
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Posted on 8/22/15 at 10:50 pm to Breesus
Anything by the following:
Florida Georgia Line
Sam Hunt
Luke Bryan
Or any of these other shitty bro country artists
Florida Georgia Line
Sam Hunt
Luke Bryan
Or any of these other shitty bro country artists
Posted on 8/22/15 at 11:01 pm to Breesus
Triggered.
I've tried to forget the garbage I hear on modern country radio.
Then I listen to Metamodern Sounds in Country Music.
I've tried to forget the garbage I hear on modern country radio.
Then I listen to Metamodern Sounds in Country Music.
Posted on 8/22/15 at 11:39 pm to HempHead
quote:
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A
I'm getting drunk on a plane
I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
I'm getting drunk on a plane
Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:29 am to Breesus
UGK. Something about taking shits and chicks sucking.......
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:51 am to Breesus
Peggy sue
Peggy sue
Pretty pretty pretty pretty Peggy sue
Oh, Peggy
My Peggy sue
(And I like buddy holly)
Well you know y'all be lovin' this shite right here
L-I-M-P bizkit is right here
Everybody in the house put your hands in the air
Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care
Peggy sue
Pretty pretty pretty pretty Peggy sue
Oh, Peggy
My Peggy sue
(And I like buddy holly)
Well you know y'all be lovin' this shite right here
L-I-M-P bizkit is right here
Everybody in the house put your hands in the air
Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:56 am to Breesus
they call me Jelly jello boy cuz my nutsac jiggles (jiggles)
And when it's cold out, my nutsac shrivels (shrivels)
And crawls up my booty all warm and snug
And gets chased out by the booty hole bug
- insane clown posse
And when it's cold out, my nutsac shrivels (shrivels)
And crawls up my booty all warm and snug
And gets chased out by the booty hole bug
- insane clown posse
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:13 am to SEClint
Is that real life??? Tell me you made that up because that cannot be real...right?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:17 am to lsufan9193969700
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:41 am to Breesus
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:33 am to JOJO Hammer
Clown at the office was singin' along to this B.S. the other day.
But there was somethin bout the way
The blue lights were shinin
Bringing out the freedom in your eyes
I was too busy watching you
Going wild child
To be worried about going to jail
You were thinking that
Running for it
Would make a good story
I was thinking you were crazy as hell
And you were so
Innocent
But you were stealing my heart
I fell in love in the back of a cop car
But there was somethin bout the way
The blue lights were shinin
Bringing out the freedom in your eyes
I was too busy watching you
Going wild child
To be worried about going to jail
You were thinking that
Running for it
Would make a good story
I was thinking you were crazy as hell
And you were so
Innocent
But you were stealing my heart
I fell in love in the back of a cop car
This post was edited on 8/23/15 at 11:35 am
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:38 am to Breesus
From sheer volume of having to hear it, I have to go with Piano Man. It puts the lyrics right up there in the forefront and they sound like something a high schooler would write to try and impress his mates in the high school band. I tried to do my own synopsis but this person did it better than I could: LINK
EDIT: Actually there was one he didn't touch on:
"Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness /
But it's better than drinkin' alone"
So they are willingly partaking in loneliness? But it's better than being lonely?
EDIT: Actually there was one he didn't touch on:
"Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness /
But it's better than drinkin' alone"
So they are willingly partaking in loneliness? But it's better than being lonely?
This post was edited on 8/23/15 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:40 am to Breesus
All of Lucero's "My Best Girl."
I've never been able to give that band a chance because that's the first thing I heard and it's fricking retarded. A song about a guitar called "My Best Girl." Sheesh.
I've never been able to give that band a chance because that's the first thing I heard and it's fricking retarded. A song about a guitar called "My Best Girl." Sheesh.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:48 am to Breesus
"You make my speakers go boom boom"
"Victoria's secret ain't a secret no more"
"All the other boys wanna wind you up and take you downtown, but you seem like the kinda girl that takes it way out. Down where the corn rows row row row your boat. Gettin' down on the Flint River, catchin' us a little catfish dinner, doesn't that sound like a winner winner, lay you down and love you right. Yeah, that's my kind of night."
"Oh hot damn, this is my jam, gonna party until the am"
"Yep yep, you know that's where, yep yep, that's where it's at"
"Victoria's secret ain't a secret no more"
"All the other boys wanna wind you up and take you downtown, but you seem like the kinda girl that takes it way out. Down where the corn rows row row row your boat. Gettin' down on the Flint River, catchin' us a little catfish dinner, doesn't that sound like a winner winner, lay you down and love you right. Yeah, that's my kind of night."
"Oh hot damn, this is my jam, gonna party until the am"
"Yep yep, you know that's where, yep yep, that's where it's at"
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:07 pm to Breesus
“I got a submarine, You got gasoline, I don’t want to talk about wars between nations, Not right now, Hey sexy boots, Get on your boots, Yeah”
U2 - "Get on your Boots"
U2 - "Get on your Boots"
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:12 pm to Dodgson
quote:
"Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness /
But it's better than drinkin' alone"
So they are willingly partaking in loneliness? But it's better than being lonely?
You really don't jnderstand this lyric?
Jesus Christ
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:15 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
quote:
You really don't jnderstand this lyric
I get that he's trying to say that they are lonely and enjoying the company of friends. I just thought that the lyrics were clunky in presenting that.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:26 pm to Dodgson
Well, that's not very similar to what you said in your first post.
I like that particular lyric, myself.
It's all good though, homey.
As long as you don't think "well I know you'll be living this shite right here, L-I-M-P bizkit is right here!" is an example of good lyrics.
I like that particular lyric, myself.
It's all good though, homey.
As long as you don't think "well I know you'll be living this shite right here, L-I-M-P bizkit is right here!" is an example of good lyrics.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:30 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
quote:
Well, that's not very similar to what you said in your first post
My mistake was posting in the style of the article I linked... Over-analyzation of the content of the lyrics as opposed to the meaning without indicating it.
quote:
As long as you don't think "well I know you'll be living this shite right here, L-I-M-P bizkit is right here!" is an example of good lyrics
It is pretty specific
they can't be anywhere else but right there. 
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:45 pm to Dodgson
I think Rebecca Black "Friday" is the milestone to beat here. Although ICP "Miracles" and Black Eyed Peas "My Humps" both come pretty close.
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