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re: No genre of music understands it's audience better than country.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:31 pm to Pandy Fackler
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:31 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Bud and Sissy
The Pretty Boy, Flat Bellied, Nashvegas pop music today is nothing like the music enjoyed by Buford and Sissy.
I’m 100% in agreement with the stupidity of people getting Bible verse/word tattoos or really any tattoo.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:32 pm to TDsngumbo
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What's your name, what's your sign, what's your birthday?
What's your wrist tattoo bible verse say?
Tell me this, do you kiss on the first date?
Don't hold anything back (don't hold anything back)
Yup. That's it.
That shite's funny as hell man.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:37 pm to redneck hippie
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My wife tried to turn on some god-awful bro country station in the car last week. All I heard was something about “red lips on a white claw.”
It’s the dumbest sounding shite I’ve ever heard
It's almost like novelty music. Like it should be maybe on a comedy station or whatever but it's not though. There are people who relate to this. This sorta music speaks to them.
This post was edited on 2/13/22 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:37 pm to Mr Personality
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It’s always weird trying to read a Bible verse tattoo while you’re pounding some bitch doggy style
Worst is when they flip their hair to the side and you see a tiny cross tatted on the back of their neck
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:38 pm to Pandy Fackler
How’s this sound?
her wrist reads John 3:16
As she grabs hold of my peen,
In her other hand a cold Coors Light,
In my pickup, getting randy,
As I get myself a handie,
And the fireflies light up the night…
Well you know I’m getting head,
In my F-250 bed,
And her kiss is Wintergreen and tastes of Skoal,
Violence and beer, I like domestic,
Lord this feeling is majestic,
Country girl, feels like she’s suckin out my soul
her wrist reads John 3:16
As she grabs hold of my peen,
In her other hand a cold Coors Light,
In my pickup, getting randy,
As I get myself a handie,
And the fireflies light up the night…
Well you know I’m getting head,
In my F-250 bed,
And her kiss is Wintergreen and tastes of Skoal,
Violence and beer, I like domestic,
Lord this feeling is majestic,
Country girl, feels like she’s suckin out my soul
This post was edited on 2/13/22 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:39 pm to BobABooey
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The Pretty Boy, Flat Bellied, Nashvegas pop music today is nothing like the music enjoyed by Buford and Sissy.
I like your moxy. Have an upvote.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:45 pm to DirtyDawg
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Worst is when they flip their hair to the side and you see a tiny cross tatted on the back of their neck
Or behind their ear. That's worse.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:46 pm to UndercoverBryologist
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. Rap lyricists are routinely among the best and most virtuosic lyricists in contemporary music.
Did you type that with a straight face? I bet not
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:46 pm to Pandy Fackler
Rap fans keep getting killed by or killing rappers, so it won't last much longer.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:48 pm to UndercoverBryologist
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1. Rap lyricists are routinely among the best and most virtuosic lyricists in contemporary music.
Lol. The song Super Gremlin by Kodak Black, who just got shot outside a Justin Bieber after party, is the number one rap song on Billboard this week. Check out these poetic lyrics:
Say you my ****, I'ma be your killer
Nobody gon' play with you when I'm with you
Go against any ****, like frick this glitter
Skeet off dirt, I'm ditchin'
I put it in for you, I spin for you
Whatever you with, I'm with it
How you gon' cross a **** that rockin' with you?
I got you lit in the city
I been multitaskin', rappin' and bein' a daddy to my lil' children
I been standin' on business
And spinnin' and spinnin' and spinnin' until I'm dizzy
I do all the smackin', he ain't never step or help
With none of these killings, you doin' a lot of cappin'
Watch when I catch you, I'ma whack you in front of the witness
quote:
2. A lot of rap music incorporates live instrumentation during records. It ain’t just record samples anymore.
So a session musician gets paid to add a little color to a song. So what?
quote:
3. Rap also has some of the best production and audio engineering these days. On the level of what prog rock bands did in the 70s.
Yeah, records should be professionally recorded. So what?
Most rap is fricking garbage.
This post was edited on 2/13/22 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:48 pm to UndercoverBryologist
quote:
1. Rap lyricists are routinely among the best and most virtuosic lyricists in contemporary music
Nothing says virtuoso like a song that contains 15 words total and rhymes words worth the same words
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:48 pm to kywildcatfanone
quote:
Rap fans keep getting killed by or killing rappers, so it won't last much longer.
bullshite.
That's the sorta thing that keeps it going.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:49 pm to UndercoverBryologist
The music maybe, the actually singers are some of least talented vocalist, ever. Can't carry a tune in a bucket.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:50 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Rap fans keep getting killed by or killing rappers, so it won't last much longer.
The math just doesn't work there. That NBA rapper is like 25 and he has 9 kids or something like that. He probably won't live to 35 but I'm sure a few of his offspring will continue running the family business.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:51 pm to Saint Alfonzo
quote:
Say you my ****, I'ma be your killer
Nobody gon' play with you when I'm with you
Go against any ****, like frick this glitter
Skeet off dirt, I'm ditchin'
I put it in for you, I spin for you
Whatever you with, I'm with it
How you gon' cross a **** that rockin' with you?
I got you lit in the city
I been multitaskin', rappin' and bein' a daddy to my lil' children
I been standin' on business
And spinnin' and spinnin' and spinnin' until I'm dizzy
I do all the smackin', he ain't never step or help
With none of these killings, you doin' a lot of cappin'
Watch when I catch you, I'ma whack you in front of the witness
I was wrong.
These motherfrickers understand their audience just as well, don't they.
But they're not nearly as funny.
This post was edited on 2/13/22 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:51 pm to Pandy Fackler
Which is more generic?
Suburban girl with stupid quote tattoos
-vs-
Wannabe hipster girl with a plethora of stupid "art" tattoos all over arms/chest/legs, nose ring, and pink/purple/blue hair?
Suburban girl with stupid quote tattoos
-vs-
Wannabe hipster girl with a plethora of stupid "art" tattoos all over arms/chest/legs, nose ring, and pink/purple/blue hair?
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:51 pm to RTRinTampa
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The music maybe, the actually singers are some of least talented vocalist, ever. Can't carry a tune in a bucket.
Fair enough. It’s all sprechgesang “spoken word” singing. But then again, Fred Schneider did the same thing, and I still think the B-52s are very musical.
This post was edited on 2/13/22 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:53 pm to Pandy Fackler
Today’s country music is junk.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:53 pm to UndercoverBryologist
In that sense, country music = NASCAR.
Ignore your core audience and everything that got you to where you were.
Ignore your core audience and everything that got you to where you were.
Posted on 2/13/22 at 1:55 pm to Eightballjacket
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Today’s country music is junk.
Oh, there’s good stuff out there. It just gets overshadowed by all the crap
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